The DP Dot Com Football Pool is underway again and I am bringing up the rear as usual [ll].
Even though I suck at picking the winners on any given Sunday that hasn’t diminished my love for the great American game. This will be one of the best seasons for the game. BRETT FAVRE has made the Jets a contender and the Patriots are not going to be world beaters this season. My Cowboys look awesome again.
I think the Super Bowl sleepers for this year could be the Eagles and the Steelers.
MICHAEL TURNER’s 220 rushing yards can make Atlanta fans forget about the the other MICHAEL.
No matter what he changes his name to, the Ravens stay pwning CHAD JOHNSON
‘Ye Tudda decided to have a détente with MTV in order to perform his shit for this year’s VMAs. I haven’t fucked with too many music videos over the last year, but the ones that I have seen that were fire were from the ‘Ye Tudda camp. Not since Missy Elliot’s heyday has a rapper produced music videos that crossed genres and eschewed labels.
Expect Mr. West to go home with a few trophies this time.
I am staying on my MANNY shit since the Los Angeles Dodgers are a half game out of first place for the NL West. Let’s face it, MANNY RAMIREZ might be the best player in beisbol right now. Who’s better? PUJOLS? CHIPPER? VLAD GUERRERO is the cat’s pajamas too.
Forget the fantasy stats when you are looking for the best players. Look to the teams that win. Especially the teams that win in September. This is the month for champions in beisbol. I’m betting on blue.
There’s no denying that Barack-A-Fella madness is everywhere and his rock star status has inspired an infinite amount of Barack-A-Wear in hoods and urban farmers markets nationwide. In showing our support for Barry-O, the homies over at MIGHTY HEALTHY NYC whipped up a quick likkle something for those out there looking for a little more than an “Obama Is My Homeboy!” tee.
As he goes into his rumble in the political jungle. we harkened back to the original “Rumble In The Jungle” as inspiration for this latest limited piece. “OBAMA BUMAYE!!!” Says it all regarding his final push for this showdown for the ages. Now if we can only get him to run up on some drums during McCain’s acceptance speech and let them know - “THE CHAMP IS HERE!!!”
Limited to 144 pieces in sizes M-XXL, and can be purchased at MightyHealthyNYC
Changing your t-shirt to Mighty Healthy is change we all can believe in.
JASON CAMPBELL isn’t the answer in D.C. The Washington Redskins are picked every season to go to the playoffs - in the preseason. By time the halfway point rolls around in November these dudes are already packed up to fly to the Caribbean. Get a football team DAN SNYDER. Start by getting MICHAEL VICK’s ass out of jail. Since VICK is a product of Virginia you will have the locals in your corner, at least those of them who like dogfighting (read: all of Virginia).
The Giants - Redskins game was more boring than watching a snail orgy. I couldn’t help but think that somewhere in the country someone was playing MADDEN and the Cowboys were beating the Broncos 54-48 on some Tecmo Bowl shit. I don’t like pro football games with baseball game scores just like I don’t like pro basketball games with college football game scores, unless of course the Knicks are winning. I’m a fucking American and I like being plastered drunk by 3pm in the afternoon.
Football is the last American sport. I don’t mean ghey ass futbol which has motherfucking players from places like Rio de Janeiro and Barcelona. I’m talking about down home domestic violence American football. I’m talking O.J. SIMPSON, LAWRENCE PHILLIPS and motherfucking RAE CARRUTH football. None of that wack as Serbian shit like they are doing in the Association. Definitely none of that Japanese Dominican Mexican shit they are doing in baseball. I’m talking about that Kansas City middle-America methhead buttfuck meat-packing shitstain beer junkie football.
