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Health Is Wealth…

Wednesday, December 28th, 2011

A few months back I was asked to try this product called OXYwater after their rep had watched my rants against 7-11. He told me that the product was a sports drink like nothing on the market because it didn’t have all the shiite that most sports drinks put into their formula.

Firstly, there was no sugar put into this drink. Not one stinking gram. There isn’t any sucralose or any of those carcinogenic fake sweeteners either. I h8 the taste of that shit. Next, there isn’t any caffeine to spike your metabolism. No carbs. No caffeine and no calories.

I know what your thinking too. This product must taste like shiite. Nope. It’s actually refreshing and clean. I’ll attribute that to the fact it has added oxygen. I’m thinking this beverage is like a hyperbaric chamber inside of a 20 oz. bottle. Because, who has the money to pay for a hyperbaric chamber in their crib.

OXYwater is for the rest of us. The regular people who live in America and prA’li need to have less sugar, high fructose corn syrup, sucralose, caffeine and calories in their diets. People just like me. I jumped at the opportunity to try this product as part of a tweak to my lifestyle.

I’m not gonna lie and tell you that I’m completely off Ghetto Big Macs, but I’m off soda and Slurpees and I’m also ex-ing Snapple from lifestyle as well. I’ll keep a running video series going of my progress with this amended diet just like you see all the Timberland and sneakers I love to talk about.

I’m trying something new for this next spin around the sun.

I’m trying OXYwater.

So should you.

www.tryOXYwater.com

SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Wednesday, December 28th, 2011

Since I’m still on my Philly vibe I decided which kicks I need to rock to the Roots picnic next year.

I’m copping these Nike Vac-Tech Barkleys because they are HARD!

Barkley’s signature shoes always had that substantial hardbody silhouette. Barkley’s game was actually supernatural because he was shorter than his listed height of 6′-6″. Some have said that Barkley was actually 6′-2″. LOL. Dude is the GOAT Phoenix Sun but these shoes are all about that Philly swag colorway.

Nike’s Vac-Tech constructs the upper of one seamless shell. Even the foams have seams at the heels and toebox. These joints are definitely some Independence Day neck snappers. I’ma free myself from all the Jordan hype with these buttermilks.

BIG EAST BACK…

Wednesday, December 28th, 2011

St. John’s Takes Big Step in Rebuilding Process

Syracuse is ranked #1 in the nation, but the big Big East story is the return of the Redmen, er, Red Storm. Thanks to a local recruit from the same neighborhood as Sean Bell and Fifty Cent. Maurice Harkless is bringing back that Red fever.

In his Big East debut, Harkless set the frosh scoring mark with 32 points. But that wasn’t all…

Harkless had a phenomenal line in the box score, making 14 of 17 field-goal attempts, including 2 of 3 from three-point range, and adding 13 rebounds, four assists, four steals and two blocked shots.


Harkless went innnnnnnn [ll].

Tournament time is gonna be exciting again for all of us Big East fans.
Word to Chris Mullin.

Knickerbockers Back…

Saturday, December 24th, 2011

Your favorite almost NY Knickerbocker, Dontrevius Wenters, has an extra ticket to the Knicks blue and orange scrimmage at the world’s most famous arena, Madison Square Garden.

Dontrevius thinks he was invited to the scrimmage to tryout for the hometeam.

Now that the NBA lockout is over will Dontrevius finally make his way in?

The New York Knicks have a new look and in their quest for an NBA ‘Chip (championship) they also have a new brand of potato chips.

Move over Utz, the Knicks are going for the gold, Yukon Gold.

The New York Knicks are undefeated.

Sure its the pre-season, but we can all hope can’t we?

Dontrevius Wenters walks the hallowed halls of Madison Square Garden to talk to Knicks fans about their hopes for this season.

And his chances for finally playing for the Knicks.

This Man Has Balls [ll]

Tuesday, December 13th, 2011

Derek Jeter sends his jumpoffs home in a livery cab with a swag bag sitting on the back seat. One of his favorite pieces of swag to issue is an autographed baseball.

Derek Jeter is a boss on so many levels.