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The NFL’s Newest 4th Quarter Jesus…

Sunday, December 11th, 2011

Maaaaaan, fuck all this Tim Tebow talk.

The DP.com Pick ‘Em pool is winding down to the final weeks of football and I’m still hanging on a prayer I can return to the top of the list with three(3) straight weeks of flawless picks. PrA’li not gonna happen.

Here’s how the pool is looking right now with the poolers who still have the veritable snowball’s chance in hell to win it all…

1 Hookers and Blow 104
2 Can’t Wait! 104
3 Duck Dodgers 103
4 King Blair 101
5 T-MarT412 100
6 I heart Scotch and Football 97
7 sabresbills04 96
8 Bill Belichick’s Play Stealer 96
9 Stylez The Throne 96
10 B BOY STANCE 95
11 GoBearsGo 94
12 ShowMeYourTDs 93
13 Oh So Silky Smooth 92
14 Astronaut Jesus 92
15 RonGz 91
16 Rathman 91
17 iToons 91
18 cocotaso’s platoon 90
19 Lemar Parrish’s Hall Candidacy 89
20 Big Baby 87
21 Funktastic Voyage 87
22 UltraMagnetic 84
23 HAIL BLACK SATAN 83
24 Jay Cutlet 71
25 Big Rils 71

NBA BACK!

Sunday, November 27th, 2011

The cast is back to give us another season of the drama.

Will Dallas defend their title all the way to a repeat? Will Miami break thru to the promised land and give King James some credibility? Let’s not forget about Darth Kobe either.

Sure the owners put the players further under their thumb, but this is America and that is how we roll. Billionaires over millionaires.

Now on to important business…

Renaming the New Jersey Nets the Brooklyn ROYALES (roy-ALS)

SYRACUSE IS STILL THE BIG EAST PEARL…

Sunday, November 27th, 2011

The glorious tight pants era in the Big East [ll]…

Syracuse is gonna have some ‘splaining to do because of Assistant Coach Bernie Fine’s mezzling charges. It looks like it’s been going down since the days of the tight pants.

Say it ain’t so Pearl?

HO SIT DOWN!

Friday, November 11th, 2011

Here’s a great article from Dave Zirin about the riots at Cal-Berkeley and Penn State and comparing the two.

Joe Paterno been should have been gone. He stopped being a great coach twenty years ago. Penn State has had winning seasons in that time but the coach isn’t creating a program which can compete on the elite Division-1 level of college football. Penn State is just Paterno’s paternal legacy and it was way past its prime.

What the hell are kids at Penn State rioting for? This old man protected one of the worst kinds of predators there are. A child molestor in the child sense, not young adults, but CHILDREN!?! People who go to Penn State are obviously dumbfux to riot because an old ass coach who been should’a sat his ass down now gets a paid retirement instead of handcuffs for aiding and abetting a serial rapist.

All Day I Dream About SlamDunks…

Monday, November 7th, 2011

The labor negotiations for the NBA have turned into the pissing contest you knew it would become between the owners and players. I hope the players union can hold tight this time and not cave in like they did during the 1999 lockout fiasco.

In the meantime I’m gonna rock these MVP class Derrick Rose signature shoes I just got from adidas. The adiZero Rose.2s are super lightweight and comfortable without sacrificing any materials quality. The shoe reminds me in some respects of a boxing shoe for how it wraps the foot securely.

Don’t take my word for it tho’ and go out and touch a pair of the adiZero Rose.2 to feel what I’m telling you might be the next great basketball shoe. I can’t wait to see what Derrick Rose does in these kicks this season. The tagline for these shoes is ‘ALL FLIGHTS CANCELLED’ #shotsfired! LOL