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Newton’s Laws Of Gravity…

Monday, October 24th, 2011

fumble

“An object an motion shall remain in motion”

I think we said this earlier and we don’t mind saying it again: Cam Newton is rookie of the year.

Cam Newton made light work of the once mighty, once proud Washington Redskins.

Did the Saint just Madden ’12 the Indianapolis Colts?

I had an embarrassing week on the Pick ‘Em Pool.

Now I’m back to the middle of the pack.

1 King Blair 57
2 Hookers and Blow 55
3 Funktastic Voyage 54
4 Can’t Wait! 54
5 Bill Belichick’s Play Stealer 54
6 RonGz 54
7 I heart Scotch and Football 53
8 sabresbills04 52
9 T-MarT412 52
10 ShowMeYourTDs 52
11 Duck Dodgers in the 24½th 51
12 B BOY STANCE 51
13 iToons 50
14 HAIL BLACK SATAN 49
15 Astronaut Jesus 49
16 Big Baby 49
17 Big Rils 48
18 Lemar Parrish’s Hall Candidacy 48
19 Oh So Silky Smooth 48
20 GoBearsGo 47
21 Jay Cutlet 46
22 Stylez The Throne 45
23 UltraMagnetic 44
24 cocotaso’s platoon 43
25 Rathman 41
26 Marinovich Surf Co. 41
27 Black Belt Jones 36
28 Concrete Warriors 36
29 Nordic Overdrive 31
30 MaybeNextYear 24
31 twerkolator rod laver 23
32 PurplePeopleEaters(II) 19
33 SubstanzAbuse23 10
34 Vince Young Mature 8
35 BangEmOut 7
36 GRILCHADELPHIA 7
37 Wally Chambers 6
38 Team Legend 6

SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Monday, October 17th, 2011

There is something very futuristic yet very alien about the Nike Foamposite shoe. I was having a hard time recalling why the shoes upper was so tantalizing to my eyes. Then out of the blue I remembered how the shoe was reminiscent of drawings I saw from that German nutcase H.R.Giger.

The exterior ridges on the shoe give it that exoskeletal appeal and the clear outsole is certainly how it is being done in outerspace. The shoes featured below are a player exclusive for Penny Hardaway himself. Lucky bastid.

Baseball Jesus Also Be A Carpenter…

Saturday, October 8th, 2011

The St.Louis Cardinals’ moundtop messiah…

Chris Carpenter sent the mighty Philadelphia lineup off to vacation with one of the most dominating pitching performances in postseason history.

Unfortunately, now I’m faced with what will certainly be a World Series of ‘Who Gives A Fux?!?”

Love The One Your With…

Tuesday, October 4th, 2011

defend queens

Philadelphia is my mortal enemy during the regular season, but in these 2011 MLB playoffs the Phillies are the only team I could spiritually get behind [ll].

What I really want is a Yanks-Phils World Series and another visit to Philly.

212 to 215

Detroit Rising…

Monday, October 3rd, 2011

detwah

The story isn’t about another second half meltdown for my Cowboys, but for a glimmer of greatness showing its face in Detroit. The Lions were as piss poor a football team as the city they represent was a former thriving municipality.

The Lions had fallen all the way the fuck off into a veritable abyss, but now in the first month of the 2011 Not For Long season they are one of the only two(2) undefeated teams. Unfortunately for them the other undefeated team is in their division and the reigning Super Bowl champs – The Green Bay Packers.

I don’t know how long these plucky Lions will remain undefeated, but at least their game on Thanksgiving against the Packers will be Must See TV. The DP.com Pick ‘Em Pool is four(4) weeks in and I’m sniffing the leader of the pack like a beagle after the fox. Here’s the lineup prior to Monday nite’s Colts-Bucs tilt…

1 Hookers and Blow 36
2 iToons 34
3 HAIL BLACK SATAN 34
4 King Blair 34
5 I heart Scotch and Football 33
6 Can’t Wait! 32
7 UltraMagnetic 32
8 Big Baby 32
9 Bill Belichick’s Play Stealer 32
10 Duck Dodgers in the 24½th 32
11 cocotaso’s platoon 31
12 RonGz 31
13 Funktastic Voyage 31
14 Lemar Parrish’s Hall Candidacy 31
15 Oh So Silky Smooth 30
16 sabresbills04 30
17 ShowMeYourTDs 29
18 B BOY STANCE 29
19 T-MarT412 29
20 Marinovich Surf Co. 28
21 Big Rils 27
22 Concrete Warriors 26
23 Astronaut Jesus 25
24 Jay Cutlet 25
25 GoBearsGo 25
26 Rathman 24
27 twerkolator rod laver 23
28 Nordic Overdrive 21
29 Stylez The Throne 21
30 Black Belt Jones 20
31 PurplePeopleEaters(II) 19
32 MaybeNextYear 15
33 SubstanzAbuse23 10
34 Vince Young Mature 8
35 BangEmOut 7
36 GRILCHADELPHIA 7
37 Wally Chambers 6
38 Team Legend 6