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Madoff Made Us Mediocre…

Sunday, October 2nd, 2011

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Maybe next year, after we’ve traded away Reyes and Wright we might could get some young blood to start this thing all over again and more importantly reduce the payroll. But for now we can revel in the kind of lackluster achievement that makes most fans wear paper bag hats.

Or really kick ass tees?

All Day I Dream About Sneakers…

Sunday, September 25th, 2011

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Right after Rod Laver the three stripes conscripted a Romanian tennis superstar to host their signature tennis shoes. Ilie Nastase was nicknamed the Romanian Rocket for his all-out cross court baseline to net style of play.

I had my whole U.S. Open outfit plotted out but I never got the call for a free set of tickets. The Nastase’s will stay crispy for another year I supoose, unless I get tickets to the Australian Open. LOL.

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Cam And Cheese…

Sunday, September 25th, 2011

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In the early parts of the Not For Long 2011 season the best story in the game is about a Black quarterback who was the number one overall draft pick but his name isn’t Michael Vick.

Cam Newton of the Carolina Panthers has been throwing the pigskin for yards on yards on yards even tho’ the Panthers haven’t yet cracked the wins column. I’m betting for Cam to go ham on Jacksonville today. Make sure you drop off your picks before 1pm EST.

#WINNING

Sunday, September 11th, 2011

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First week of football and I’m sitting pretty after Sunday’s games.

Now wonder Yahoo is in the social media shitter… It takes Yahoo until the afternoon to have the tally from the previous day’s picks posted. But I’m still sure I’ll be sniffing somewhere near the top of the DP dot com Dogghouse. Peep games…

1 T-MarT412 1
1 Team Legend 1
1 sabresbills04 1
4 iToons 1
4 BangEmOut 1
4 Astronaut Jesus 1
4 ShowMeYourTDs 1
4 GoBearsGo 1
4 Vince Young Mature 1
4 cocotaso’s platoon 1
4 Marinovich Surf Co. 1
4 twerkolator rod laver 1
4 Bill Belichick’s Play Stealer 1
4 Duck Dodgers in the 24½th 1
4 King Blair 1
4 GRILCHADELPHIA 1
4 Nordic Overdrive 1
4 Lemar Parrish’s Hall Candidacy 1
4 Funktastic Voyage 1
4 Concrete Warriors 1
4 Jay Cutlet 1
4 MaybeNextYear 1
4 Rathman 1
4 SubstanzAbuse23 1
4 I heart Scotch and Football 1
4 Black Belt Jones 1
4 UltraMagnetic 1
4 RonGz 1
4 Stylez The Throne 1
4 HAIL BLACK SATAN 1
4 Wally Chambers 1
4 Oh So Silky Smooth 1
33 B BOY STANCE 0
33 Big Rils 0
33 Hookers and Blow 0
33 Big Baby 0
33 Can’t Wait! 0
— PurplePeopleEaters(II) 0

Watch The GOAT…

Wednesday, August 31st, 2011

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Watch The Throne fanboy videos >>> Otis video.

This joint comes from Hip-Hop Is Read founder and unabashed Laker stan – Ivan Rott

Who Gon Stop Me from Ivan on Vimeo.