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Polo x New Balance Got Me Open…

Saturday, July 30th, 2011

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I wasn’t gonna fux with this year’s U.S. Open lifestyle offering. I loved the colorblocking from last year’s knits so much I didn’t feel like dropping a buck on another shirt that I couldn’t respectably rock this season.

That all changed after Rock The Dub sent me a link to the Polo ralph Lauren x New Balance tennis shoe. This is a REAL tennis shoe internets. The instep features a composite material which protects your foot from the abrasion of stopping and starting as you chase volleys on a tennis hardcourt. I’m sure that the New Balance leather is premium also.

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My secret plan is to take Chocolate Snowflake on a dinner date to the Open. You don’t need tickets to enter the pavilion to grab a bite. We will stroll around the shoppes and then BAM! I will slip into the Polo Ralph Lauren store with her and show her how the shoes match the shirt and the hat.

She can’t say no to that can she?

Fantasy Is Reality…

Friday, July 29th, 2011

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It didn’t take football too long to pull the attention away from beisbol. Let’s face it, beisbol is a dead game when you need a PR blitz. Beisbol doesn’t even have a blitz.

Shit is popping off crazy in the NFL now that the collective bargaining agreement has been ratified. Their passing around steroids like after-dinner mints. Players are being traded willy nilly or sent off to jail.

How the hell has Randy Moss avoided a prison stint after all this time? All you fan-tasy dudes in the keeper leagues must be shitting your pants that Chad OchoCinco is on his way to New England. He’s poised for a monster season catching balls from Tom Brady.*

*Automatic [ll] to any sports related drops here on DP.com

What Would You Give To Get This Dude?

Tuesday, July 26th, 2011

Pause, natch, but you already knew that sports were ghey.

Carlos Beltran came to the Mets six years ago after playing himself into an All-Star contract in Houston. Beltran wasn’t a perennial All-Star tho. He was more like the Jerome James of baseball. The Mets weren’t just hoodwinked by Bernard Madoff, but also by players like the Carlosses – Beltran and Delgado.

Delgado is long gone from Flushing and now its time for Beltran to pack his bags as well. I just don’t want him to wind up on a contender OR more importantly a team in the Met’s division. Beltran doesn’t deserve that much. If he had been a great Met then maybe I could allow him to go to the Phillies.

If Beltran wants a deal he better accept Kansas City.

SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Tuesday, July 19th, 2011

Deion Sanders was one of the nicest to go both ways [ll].

The Air Diamond Turf is what you rock when you are going every which way but the wrong way. ‘Neon’ Deion didn’t just know what Bo did, he took the knowledge and ran up on a couple of championship rings.

I’m going to Atlanta to get my shoe game up.

Peace to G-Roc and the fam.

The Greatest Yankee Of All Time…

Sunday, July 10th, 2011

Derek Jeter is a greater Yankee than Yogi, Mickey and Joe D. Jeter is even greater than Babe Ruth, who wasn’t a Yankee for his entire career. Derek Jeter has amassed his marvelous record playing all of his major league games in the world’s greatest city for the games most notorious owners.

I don’t fux with the Yankees like that but I will give props when due and Derek Jeter is the greatest player to rock the pinstripes of that storied franchise. Take a look at the other players to reach that rareified air Jeter exists in.