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Greatest Threesomes Of All Time [ll]

Wednesday, June 29th, 2011

yanks

As the Internets Celebrities roll out another episode of ‘I.C. NYC’ I began to see the group reaching G.O.A.T. status. Who else brings this level of edutainment other than KRS-1. Except the Internets Celebrities do it without all the self-aggrandizement.

There have been other moments in our history when three dudes from similar yet disparate backgrounds came together to be great. Here’s a short list of some of the greatest threesomes [ll]…

musketeers

No one can deny the fame or popularity of the Three Musketeers. They are hell’a ghey tho’. Let’s move along before I Tracy Morgan myself.

celts

Was the Celtics ‘Big 3’ of Allen, Garnett and Pierce as great as Jordan, Pippen and Rodman? Of course not, but the 72-10 Bulls never had cool nickname either.

shady

Maybe Dr.Dre. Eminem and Fifty Cent aren’t actually a threesome. They are together in this pic tho’ and that should count for something.

de la

De La Soul is hands down my favorite threesome in rap history. Sorry ’bout that Moe Dee.

knight rider

Okay, so Gary Coleman was only on Knight Rider for one episode but just think about the power that a magic negro midget, a talking car and David Hasselhoff’s pants were generating. The world still isn’t ready for that reality. R.I.P. Gary Coleman.

And without further adieu I give you Episode 3 of ‘I.C. NYC’ from the greatest threesome on the internets.

SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Friday, June 24th, 2011

pujols

The perfect stroke [ll]

How much of a sneaker fiend are you? Do you own baseball cleats even tho’ you stopped playing organized softball several years ago?

Okay, then you might be as official as I am.

Draft Daze: The Legend of Dontrevius Wenters…

Thursday, June 23rd, 2011

1986 draft

The dream of playing in the Association will become closer to a reality for a select few gifted athletes starting with the NBA draft today. For some other players, and people, and one non-athlete in particular it shall remain a dream. That person’s name is Dontrevius Wenters.

TERRENCE ELENTENY created Draft Daze specifically for the NBA draft. He asked me on the project to play the role of the central character and to add some writing to the project. I think that under the time constraints of all the people involved TERRENCE nailed this joint.

If you haven’t watched Draft Daze in it’s entirety please do so.

And don’t stop dreaming…


Lawn Tennis Lifestyle…

Wednesday, June 22nd, 2011

^ This is fiyahverks!

Polo Ralph Lauren is once again the official outfitter for the annual All England Lawn Tennis and Croquet Clubs Tournament better known as the Wimbledon Championship. This is the only grand slam tennis event still played on grass. The Wimbledon Championships are 125 years old this summer. This historical milestone is perfect for Polo Ralph Lauren and the brand’s heritage aspirations.

I copped this custom fit knit when I was in Atlanta. I can squeeze in the XXL right now but, I’ll wait to rock this I.T. in August after I’ve shaved off just a few more pounds. Rocking a belly shirt es no bueno.

I was a little taken aback by the number patches on the sleeves. Polo Ralph Lauren is getting a little patch crazy. I get it as far as describing the year the shirts were produced, but that misses the point of being an item designed after the heritage of the sport. Tennis players never wear numbered jerseys.

The only shoe I will consider wearing with this knit is the adidas Rod Laver signature shoe. Naturally, the navy joint. Rod Laver pwned the Wimbledon grass back in the 1960s winning the tourney four(4) times including the year that the Polo brand was established.

Dallas Puts The Heat On Ice…

Monday, June 13th, 2011

Haha. It appears some bandwagon Heat fan has taken umbrage with the Miami meltdown and tossed their limited edition LeBron James kicks into the round file. Unfortunately for Miami it was the only thing related to LeBron James last niight that went INTO a basket.

LeBron didn’t have a poor shooting line, altho’ he made most of his shots in the 1st half. James was quiet in the final period. The real controversy brewing in Miami however isn’t even about James lackluster late game playoff performances, but the fact that he has six(6) toes on his right foot.

So the question I have is how many toes does LeBroad James need to have on his feet just to hit a clutch basket in an elimination playoff game?

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JaySmooth breaks down the unspoken truth of the sports industrial complex