Archive for the ‘Fashion Faux Pas’ Category

TOSSED SALAD? Awww You In Some Shit Now…

Saturday, January 13th, 2007

blu cheez

I decided to open up this forum for a frank and serious discussion on the health benefits of eating salad daily.

Neggars please…

Today I need to give thanks to some people that are like my family. My weekend webloggers. Those of you that fuck with DP on your own time. Some of y’all cats still peep me from they grind on the weekend, but the most of y’all come from where you rest. That’s peace because I come to y’all from I rest as well. Time is money, and the time you spend here granting me your intellectual spare change is appreciated. You could have been a million billion other places. Since you came here though we gon’ keep grillin’ ’em in the double ooh seven like your boy.

jaws

WDISL?!?

I need to say peace to my peeps from these United States most gully urban centre. Byron Crawford Dot Com been had our backs from the gate. What nigger what!?!

Nah’reez (no embedded link required)

C & D

Concrete Loop

Unkut Dot Com

some other shit.

That was peace like that and I need to thank…

His name is D-Nice

That Real Notes (the realest)

That’s the joints that I use to build this blog website. Respect the architects.

We connect on some real shit here on the weekends, and this is the time of the week when grown folk and folk thats trying to get grown can connect. I feel for how they do some of y’all family and friends that have to work all week for your snaps and then have to squeeze in only weekends with your babies. GOD to bless y’all. Without y’all there is no we, of course including me.

Seinfelds

Why else do we do it if not for the babies? Let everyone see what I have seen like the mountains and the valleys. If you don’t look while you have sight then when will you look to produce, to protest, to conserve, to consume, to live, to love.

I love y’all on some real shit. When I stand at the ledge ready to jump to quit, y’all remind me that even as big as I be, it’s still something bigger than me. Thank you family.

Let’s talk shit all weekend. I’m home alone. Nobody to share their Hot Pocket. Nobody to mix my motherfuckin’ drinks. New England beats San Diego. Go Cape Cod. Go Providence. Go Narragansett. Not so much, Worcester.

I have to run outside to 7-11 to get some t.p. for my bunghole and I will hit up the local McDonald’s to cop two of those $1.00 Egg McMuffins. The most perfect sandwich evar. I waited all week to hit this fuckin’ sale up. They need to continue this shit through KING Weekend. M.L.K. Jr. would have loved the Egg McMuffin. It’s when they first integrated ‘Good’ and ‘Tasty’. Tell me a more perfect sandwich? That’s because you can’t.

When I come back I will try to blog with you for 48 hours straight, not including the times that I nap and cook food and take shits. Your’e going to conceivably net over thirty hours of non-stop blogging. What does that mean? I don’t know. This Herman Miller chair under my arse will prah’lee reek, but the results on the blog could be interesting. See y’all when I see y’all (opting AWAY from being y’all).

egg mac

SECRET LIVES of GHETTO CELEBS

Friday, January 12th, 2007

jjack

From the looks of her hardening clayface fixed-smile and the demonic symbols hanging from her balloon boobery necklace I am now scared to shit of the gods that JANET JACKSON prays to. Oh, and yeah, NSFW.

jjack

LADIES, TONI BRAXTON WILL TAKE YOUR MAN

Thursday, January 11th, 2007

tb

To understand the situation behind JASON KIDD and his baby momma JOUMANA you have to let me rewind back to the 1995 NBA season. Back then the Dallas Mavericks were a promising young squad. ROY TARPLEY had made a brief return from the rehab clinic. GEORGE McCLOUD was throwing up three pointers like he was the resurrection of MARK AGUIRRE, but the nucleus and the excitement for this team came from the ‘3-J’s. Point guard JASON KIDD, shooting guard/swingman JIM JACKSON and small forward JAMAL MASHBURN. Like all the classic Western Conference clubs these boys could fill up the rim. And it wasn’t just the basketball rim that these three dudes enjoyed putting their balls into. There was a hot young rhythm and blues chanteuse that was also the affection of their eyes. All of their eyes.

tb

Back then, TONI BRAXTON was reigning queen of artists working on the Atlanta based Arista imprint, LaFace Records. As famous as TONI was for selling records she was equally notorious in the NBA late night circle. TONI liked to double up too. SCOTTIE PIPPEN and MICHAEL JORDAN made her breathe again. ALONZO MOURNING and LARRY JOHNSON both used their inside game on TONI. She was so gully that she let MUGGSY blaze as well. ‘ZO and Grandmama seemed to catch feelings that they were sharing her put, but nothing was as bad as the off the court rift that developed when JAMAL MASHBURN, JASON KIDD and JIM JACKSON started hitting that freeway threeway. It wasn’t enough for JIM JACKSON to be the Mavericks high scorer on the court. He wanted all the glitter off the court as well. He started catching feelings when he learned that TONI BRAXTON had other business in Dallas. What he didn’t realize is that TONI was just gully like that.

tb

Ask her sisters TRACI, TRINA, TOWANDA, and TAMAR who she left in the dust at LaFace. Those broads are running around shoplifting costume jewelry now. Just because some Black chick is liteskin don’t think she can’t be a ghetto desperado with no scruples. Especially when your parents give you all halfrican names. When she came to New York to work on Broadway she was paid a visit from JASON KIDD who apparently still had a place in his heart for that gully poon despite the fact that he was knee deep in a hellish marriage to some former stripper er, model. When JOUMANA KIDD sent her waterhead son to rifle through his dad’s pockets do you know whose phone number came up? All I can say for you women that have husbands playing in the NBA right now is protect your neck come All-Star weekend. The game will be played in Las Vegas where TONI has been headlining at the Flamingo Hotel and Casino.

tb

PAWNS GET PWNED IN THE GAME…

Thursday, January 11th, 2007

saddam

The only reason I wish SADDAM was still alive is so that he could be killed again. As it stands now there have been approximately 750,000 Iraqis killed since the United States invasion in 2003. The total number of people murdered in the region far exceeds that number if you consider that the war on these people has been waged ever since we found oil in their desert.

The installation of SADDAM HUSSEIN as a post-colonialism puppet continued the assault on humanity unabated. Make believe borders and names like Iranians, Kurds, Shiite, whatever, are used by supremacy to deny people their basic human rights. SADDAM and the millions of people in the middle east that have been killed for oil were all just pawns on the supremacists’ chess board. The only difference between SADDAM from the rest is that he actively chose his role.

When SADDAM was hung so expeditiously it was in full confidence that all of the dossiers of information regarding Western manipulation had been purged and obliterated. Nation building and resource stealing is messy international business and the efforts of our government to stifle the expansion of other sovereign nations might not look too good if it gets put out on front street. SADDAM had to die as he was a connection to more than his own misdeeds, but those of American leaders and their wealthy corporations.

News media has bitched and moaned about the barbarism which was displayed during SADDAM’s execution without acknowledging their role in the production. Dignity and integrity in broadcasting has been waylaid to express the salaciousness and primal bloodlust that is the human condition. Truth to tell you, without America’s intervention I’d be surprised if SADDAM’s execution would have contained as much dignity as it did. These are Persians at their core. They have no problem tying someone to the back of a horse which then runs around the town square while people throw stones at them. And this treatment is for people that they like.

We Americans prefer to take a man’s dignity in other ways…

saddam

SECRET LIVES of GHETTO CELEBS

Wednesday, January 10th, 2007

lil kizzie

If the eyes are the windows to one’s soul, then the eyebrows shouldn’t be looking all kinds of crazy like some big velvet curtains or some shit…

lil kizzie