Why didn’t they have these chicks when I was really into collecting comic books?
How about going in on two super ladies?
I can’t even imagine having two super powered chicks frustrated with me because I bust off before my pants came down.
Hopefully they would just let me sit in the corner and watch them.
DP Dot Com ‘Ye Tudda stannery is climaxing [ll].
The DP Dot Com video for ‘Love Lockdown’ will be the last words I speak on ‘808’s & Heartbreak’.
Copp that shit for real. Read the L.A. Times co-sign.
Peep the official unofficial video…
Universal Music Group shut me down on my first two(2) uploads.
Now I have to get clandestine on these bitches.
Were you one of the folks that invested in foreign currency? When the British Sterling starts taking a nosedive then you know something wicked this way comes. Me personally, I was fucking with Iceland behind that whole shit about Greenland being covered with ice while Iceland was lush and green.
If G DUBBZ had declared martial law or whatever I was taking my sneakers and my action figures to Reykjavík the capital city. I was hoping all those years of reading The Mighty Thor comics would help me pronounce some of the people’s names. Iceland was rated the world’s most developed nation and like in the top five as far as production per capita. That is pretty fucking awesome that I can marry my Angela Bassett blow up doll and it isn’t a problem.
This is the kind of freedom that comes to places that have no religious fundamentalism. Iceland was originally settled by Irish monks, but later some norsemen came to the island and killed off the monks. Good shit Thor.
Everything was cooked with curry until the news dropped earlier this month that Iceland’s economy was even more fucked the fuck up than ours. How the hell did this shit happen? I think this society was a little too liberal. Investing in automobiles powered by assfarts seems magnanimously fuel efficient but ridiculously unbuildable. Investments like the one I just mentioned would be Iceland’s undoing. Now this model country is on the brink of bankruptcy.
The sexy plot twist in all of this is how many British and Dutch officials have their life savings stashed away in Icelandic banks. A major meltdown where these customers could no longer access their money would be the moment that the biodegradable organic waste products hit the proverbial air oscillating device. There would surely have been hell to pay. I’m glad now that I didn’t pack my bags for sunny Vestmannaeyjar. It looks like the Icelanders may not have a pot to piss in.
The question I have now is how the fuck can they afford all of these vowels?
Sneaker Fiends Unite!
The sneaker game is getting overrun by dopplegangers and swagger jackers. I thought it was time for DP Dot Com to take a stand for all those heads that are true to the game. What game? I don’t know what game, but negroes love to say that shit.
I watched this video by Lil’ Boweasle where he described retro released kicks as “O.G.’s”. If this dude is opening a sneaker store and he doesn’t even know the classification terminology for sneaker heads he should kill himself.
Seeing all the hits that Bow Wow generated for his video made J.D. swagger jack his steez and up a video of his own…
So what I decided to do was to go in and straighten these two carpetbaggers out. I’m glad that they get all kinds of hot shit from NIKE for free, but if they can’t take a minute to find out what they are wearing they are bastardizing the game. What game? I have no fucking idea what game.
DALLAS PENN has spent his entire life coveting the minutae and the details for stupid shit like sneakers and Ralph Lauren clothing. There is no way that he is going to allow someone with celebrity status and no convictions the lane to come into the game and make it any more fucked the fuck up.
What game?!?
Who the fuck cares what game?
A while back we discussed the Fantastic 4 pack that NIKE released as an homage to the longest running title under the Marvel Comics imprint. The pack was pretty nice and each shoe held its own individually within their own particular style. I ended up copping the Air Max offerings. The Mr. Fantastic Air Max ’90 and the Human Torch A.M. ’95s.
The one shoe that I felt didn’t hold up its end of the storyline was the ‘Doomposite’.
How do you disrespect one of the baddest villains of all time by screwing up his colorways?
Maybe their designers had seen only the black and white renderings of the “new” Dr. Doom?
I was resigned to the fact that NIKE didn’t get their shit right until someone became a MySpace friend of my sneaker collecting alter-ego HUF MAN KOOLS. This is when I saw the shoe that was supposed to be the “Doomposite”.
I need these Foamposites in my life.
These joints are so sick that even Dr. Doom had to salute them with his Latverian pimp cup.
And that’s what’s up.
