Lil’ Wang Is Back On Top [ll]…

November 11th, 2008

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With a brand new ghostwriter.

Hell yeah Lil’ Wang has a ghostwriter. Even Jay-Z used a ghostwriter, er, co-collaborater at some point. This is art after all and all artists need someone to get them hype, or keep them in line, or carry their weed. In the space that Lil’ Wang has not been fucking with Gillie he has been prolific, but far from profound. Now that Wang has this dude Jay Rock writing for him I think you will hear some rhymes that finally make some sense.

Who is Jay Rock? This dude is from Cali and I want to say that he is down some kind of way with the Game. They both represent Piru like they mean it and they both come from Compton, or some shit in L.A. Listen, I don’t have all the info on this kid Jay Rock yet because he wasn’t featured on XXL’s Top 10 to be downloaded in 2009 cover story. In a few weeks you will all know about this dude Jay Rock though after Lil’ Wang re-releases the ‘Carter 3′ with new verses penned by his new writer.

I imagine that Lil’ Wang has finally smartened up by getting someone to help him get a pen game. The best rappers have a serious pen game. Actually, the only rappers worth listening to respect the pad and the pen. Humankind evolved to another level when they finally started to write shit down. Before that time it was just a bunch of primates yelling and banging on tree trunks. Once man learned to write he could tell stories to people like the iliad and the Odyssey and Gilgamesh and Harry fucking Potter. You asshats are here reading a fucking blog thanks to your ancestors that believed that writing and reading were important to civilization.

I’m not interested in all of these gimmicky rappers who don’t believe in writing down their lyrics. I don’t want them to write shit down so that I can read it and correct their grammar or spelling. I want them to write shit down so THEY can read it and correct some of the stupid shit they say. That would make me happy. I’m happy now for Wang because he is serious about presenting better music to all the meatballs, er, listeners that bought his latest album. At least he is showing respect and consideration for his audience.

Mexican Kidnappers: The Future Of American Childcare

November 11th, 2008

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Before you think I’m bugging the eff out with this headline take a minute to understand that I am from the future. I am only seeking to solve some of society’s problem’s from a futurist perspective. Sort of like how JEFFREY DAHMER wasn’t just killing people, but eating them as well. Or maybe not like JEFFREY DAHMER.

Here’s the problem: America’s economy is fucked the fuck up. Parents are in a serious bind. Most can’t afford to pay for daycare for their youngest children because the jobs they work at don’t pay enough. Unfortunately, these jobs are also too dangerous for them to bring thir kids to work everyday (the smart parents know to drive to Nebraska and place their kids in that state’s Safe Haven daycare program).

Here’s the answer: Mexico’s economy stays fucked the fuck up. Mexican drug cartels have been ramping up their child abduction extortion efforts. Unfortunately, some of these kids don’t live too long. The Mexican cartels simply need practice in extended childcare. Why can’t we have a program that teaches the Mexican drug cartels better methods for maintaining children’s health over long periods while we allow the parents of the children the time they need to work extended hours in America’s low wage industries? Isn’t this the reason we started NAFTA in the first place?

This program could be like NAFTA mixed with Study Abroad while also having some classes in Guantanamo torture (which will definitely benefit these kids by describing the harsh realities of life at their tender ages). The American people need to get back to work and the Mexican drug cartels need to improve their outreach and customer service. I’d call this a win-win for everyone involved. Provided no one’s child is killed.

Black Jesus Is For The Kids!

November 11th, 2008

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While working on the new season of Boondocks episodes AARON MacGRUDER has been busy producing educational films for the childrens.

I can see this series on some ABC after-school specials type ish. Anybody remember ‘The Story Of The Teenage Alcoholic’?

DP Pours Some Out On The Concrete…

November 11th, 2008

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Veteran’s Day should come before Election day.

Take a moment today to say thank you for these folks who most of us will never know.

If not for our veterans sacrifices would we even have the freedom to democratically elect our leaders?

Industry Shakedown Radio…

November 10th, 2008

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SOLACE and PAY JAY were gracious hosts when I fell through their spot last week. Industry Shakedown Radio is gonna be my new Friday night internets hangout. New music plus classics from two Hip-Hop fans. Keep your eye on these dudes.

That is how I met these dudes in the first place. They were mobbed up and ‘Lo down. I was looking at these cats crazy because they were mad young to be wearing classic vintage lifestyle. These dudes were clocking me because they fucks with the internets crazy.

We politiced real quick and I gave them my website card, but they didn’t even need it. Fam hit my e-mail up and formally invited me to hang out at their radio show. I can’t wait to get back to the show to wild out.

Here’s the radio rip of the show. There’s some cursing. Actually, there’s a lot of cursing. It’s fucking college radio. But these dudes run a tight show. Even though I was fucking with the Henrock. I went in. [ll].