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Tuesday, January 12th, 2010

IRS gets ass handed to it

Lori Singleton-Clarke, recipient of the 21-Gun Salute

INTERNETS! Do you realize that you will never win if you go toe to toe with the IRS? Do you? Internets! We are speaking of a virtual impossibility. A chance so low, you would be crazy to risk it. Wesley Snipes [ll] tried it – and look where it got him.

BUT INTERNETS! Never give up on the human spirit. The human spirit is capable of incapable feats, Internets! Today’s 21-Gun Salute goes to a sister who challenged the IRS and won. From the front page of the Money & Investing section of the weekend’s Wall Skreet Journal:

A Maryland nurse accomplished two rare feats in her battle with the Internal Revenue Service: She defended herself against the agency’s lawyers and won, and she got a ruling that could help tens of thousands of students deduct the cost of an M.B.A. degree on their taxes.

The U.S. Tax Court handed Lori Singleton-Clarke her victory last month, saying the 47-year-old Bryantown, Md., woman had properly deducted nearly $15,000 in business school tuition. The Tax Court ruling should make it easier for many other professionals to deduct the expense of a Master in Business Administration degree.

Even the man in the robe gave this sister crazy propers:

Reached Friday by phone, Judge Goldberg said: “I remember the case well because Ms. Singleton-Clarke was so articulate and well-prepared. Too many taxpayers are not.”

INTERNETS! Dare to be different. Dare to challenge the system. Dare to stand up and say, This shit ain’t right! Dare to be great. Lori Singleton-Clarke did. Will you, Internets?

American Crapparel FTW…

Monday, January 11th, 2010

american crapparel

“From the craps tables down in AC, back on the block/Jay-Z mother f*cker from tha’-tha’ the ROC.” -(c) camel

I fux with American Crapparel hardbody (props to The Arab Parrot for coining the phrase).

Their heather gray zip up hoodie goes perfect with jeans and any manner of Nike steez:

douche mustache

Unzipped [ll], you can showcase your favorite t-shirt whilst staying warm. Throw a flannel underneath and you’re on your West Coast B.I. Wear nothing underneath and show off the taco meat [ll]. It’s whatever’s your pleasure, really.

But what really gets me fired up about AC is the models. Their website is better than pr0n. Like, pr0n wishes it could be as gullyriffic as the AC website. What do you expect? Their CEO is a sexual deviant. No shots – at, sexual deviancy [ll] is mad celebrated. Ixpecially if it leads to the creation of something as dope as AC.

AC goes in on the artsy hipster pseudo-pr0n photography tip something hardbody. For instance, why is this broad bending over backward with her hands on her tushie? No answer for that. But me likey:

easy access

These jeans bring a brother back to the early 80s, when it was considered sexy to wear jeans that came up to the belly button, well before the low-rise fad kicked in and took over. Know what? Shits look bangin…all over again:

old school bellay

And this is the simple shit. I’m not even talking about the fly unitard that just came in for this season:


But hold up, you didn’t think that’s the best pic they could come up with, did you?

can u dig

And Exhibit C (no Jay Elec-Hanukkah)…show me whatchu twurkin wit:

i'm ready

On the low…this one got a bubba:


This one is just filthy…I ain’t mad atchu, guh – get that $:

on the track like jackie jurna

Mack, I’m gawn in:

do u love the web

I’m in love (no sucker for love; no Cappin Save-a-Hoe):

what a bubba

Need I say more:

sheer byooty

If you’re like me, any website that displays half a nipple is blocked by your company’s Haterware – but AC will never be blocked. Thusly, for an afternoon diversion, you can’t beat the AC shwag. Poke around [||] the site for an afternoon – you’ll never be able to predict what sort of innocuous piece of clothing Dov Charney has repurposed in a shwagged-out, 70s pr0n star sort of way. Thank me later (no Canadian Jewish rap star.)

Allow Me To Reintroduce Myself…

Monday, January 11th, 2010

welcome mat

I’m proud to announce a new contributor to the illustrious family – Slumbilical Chord aka SlumBLC aka SlumBeezy has offered to throw his hat in the ring at this blogsite while I take some time to get my energy back up to 1000.

SlumBLC has been active on the threads with links and other information. I’m excited that he choose you folks as the space to keep the discussion popping. Welcome SlumBeezy like you have all the writers that have come thru this page.