Archive for October, 2005

SHERYL SWOOPES Does Not Care About Men People

Thursday, October 27th, 2005

I like sushi

WNBA Superstar SHERYL SWOOPES finally admits that closets are for clothes and everybody in the pressroom drops their jaws like this is news. I would bet you that you couldn’t put five women together from the league that were straight het breeders. There’s gonna be at least some bi-cyclesuality in there.

But in all fairness this was about throwing caution to the wind in some aspects because she could be jeopardizing all of her endorsement deals. I mean, she does have endorsement deals right? Who is SHERYL SWOOPES anyway? I thought she was that slim tall girl that plays for Los Angeles. Ohhhhhh, that’s LISA LESBIAN. My baddddd. So let me give Mr./Mrs. SWOOPES her due in her own words…

“My reason for coming out isn’t to be some sort of hero, I’m just at a point in my life where I’m tired of having to pretend to be somebody I’m not. I’m tired of having to hide my feelings about the person I care about. About the person I love. Male athletes of my caliber probably feel like they have a lot more to lose than gain [by coming out]. I don’t agree with that. To me, the most important thing is happiness.”

Now isn’t that special? Let’s hope there isn’t a bum rush of male figure skaters holding press conferences in the next few days to mar the conclusion of this years’ World Series.

SEPARATED AT BIRTH:
JAY-Z

Thursday, October 27th, 2005

joe jay

Oh, so I’m the bad guy now?

BILL SUNDAY’s GHETTO CELEB POP QUIZ

Thursday, October 27th, 2005

correct answer : KLS

One guess to pick out the ghetto celeb that likes women the most…

nope, you’re wrong.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY J.C.

Thursday, October 27th, 2005

night 'trane

COUNTDOWN To the JIGGAMAN’s ‘I Declare War’ Concert

Wednesday, October 26th, 2005

who shot ya?

Only one day left until JAY-Z declares war on some crapper(s).

As an aside, the reported number of American troops killed in Iraq will surpass 2000.

ROC-A-FELLA y’all.