Archive for April, 2006

CASSIDY Is Keeping It Wrong!

Thursday, April 27th, 2006

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I saw one of the most disheartening pieces of news on my man 50 grands web page – Nah’Right. He posted the words from the rapper CASSIDY as he re-emerges onto the crap music scene after serving 8 months for killing one of his friends. This guy CASSIDY doesn’t have one bit of sense and the prosecutor that took him to trial doesn’t either. Every penny that CASSIDY makes from his Black versus Black cancer should be given to the mother of the man he killed.

CASSIDY says,
“‘Cuz when I had my last trial it was a fast trial
my lawyer said he’ll spank the case like a bad child
wow he was bonafied
I was found not guilty on both of my attempts and a homicide
I’m in the hood like Rambo,
so I got involuntary manslaughter ‘cuz of the ammo
But I don’t really feel it’s a loss
I was facing life and I’m home now so I feel like a boss.”

This is what people in their 20’s and younger consider gospel. The devil has taught GOD’s children how to abuse the two oldest instruments on the planet, the drum and the voice. The devil understands that the drum holds the call to listen and the devil understands that the voice controls the message of action.

It is such ‘Game Over’ that you don’t even recognize it.

IRAN To Start Their Own Air Force

Thursday, April 27th, 2006

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The Turbans are steadily moving themselves to the place where they will get a can of Israeli whoop ass opened all over them. I think that when you have a president named AHM’BAD you have set yourself up with someone who is at least a pedophile. I am also thinking that Israel needs to put a check on Russia too. How are you going to let the Russians launch your satellites AND then sell anti-aircraft weaponry to the Turbans?

Not that I would want to buy anything from the Russians anyhoo since that shit might have some Chernobyl sprayed on it.

GNARLS BARKLEY IS…

Thursday, April 27th, 2006

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CRAZY!

A strong shout goes out to the staffers at sneakmove who put me on to this dope video.

PRINCE vs. MICHAEL JACKSON

Thursday, April 27th, 2006

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The outcome will be decided on the dancefloor!
KeiStar Poductions Presents…

THE PRINCE & HIS DISCIPLES
Morris Day, Sheila E., The Time, Vanity 6, Jimmy Jam & Terry Lewis, Apolonia, Alexander O’Neal & More…

vs.

THE KING OF POP & HIS ROYAL CLAN
Janet Jackson, Jermaine, Jackson5, Rebbie, MJ Covers

Music By: DJ SPINNA

@ PEPPER’S LOUNGE
95 Leonard Street (bet., Church & Broadway)
4 Blocks Below Canal Street (NYC)

Doors 10PM-4AM
General Admission $15
$10 (w) Flyer (print out flyer above)
21 & Over – ID Required

Directions To Pepper’s Lounge
A, C, E, N, R or 6 Trains To Canal Street
212.591.2040

MySpace is DEAD! FACEBOOK RULES!

Wednesday, April 26th, 2006

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Always looking to find that next new “hotness”(as the kids might say) I spent some time with the website’s ace entertainment correspondent JOJO McQUEEN. Now that Miss McQUEEN has reached the tender age of seventeen her mom is allowing her to spend some time visiting overnight with ‘Uncle’ BILLY SUNDAY.

I asked JOJO if she had a MySpace page since all the pretty, young talented movie stars are using the web to get their pictures some world wide exposure. JOJO told me that MySpace was “so last year”. What?!? I just got hip to MySpace and now the kids are doing something else already. It turns out that MySpace is secretly populated by old azz ogres like RUPERT MURDOCH who are trying to mezzle sweet young poon. All the really pretty girls have moved to another website.

FACEBOOK is where JOJO and her girlfriends meet up to talk about the cute boys in school, and who will be selling the dope, ecstasy and Ortho-TriCyclen tablets on the senior trip to Orlando.

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FACEBOOK is way safer than MySpace not just because it prevents the skeevy perv adults from trolling around pretending to be kids, but it also keeps the delinquent youth from getting in touch with this treasure trove of soft teen love.

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You do know that MySpace users have more STD’s than even people on CraigsList?