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Archive for February, 2007
SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!
Sunday, February 25th, 2007The King Of All Jigs = Best Father Evar
Saturday, February 24th, 2007
How good is JUSTIN COMB’s life as the son of DIDDY? How many of us were getting lapdances from 16 year olds when we were still only 12 years old?
This dude has young teen action lining up to just touch his manhood like it’s the real American idol. Just wait ’til this dude grows up.
Thanks to ALEX2.0 for the pics.
SEPARATED AT BIRTH: EGGHEAD SPORTSWRITERS
Friday, February 23rd, 2007
ESPN’s JOHN CLAYTON and Foghorn Leghorn’s adopted son Egg-Egg-Egg, I said, Egghead Jr.
BOSTON = RETAHHDS
Friday, February 23rd, 2007
A picture is worth a thousand words…
Before I get into the stupidity of Bostonians I think that it would only be proper for me to shout out and R.I.P. the family of NBA Tight Pants legend DENNIS JOHNSON. And just when lightskint brothers were re-emerging as the paradigm for Blackness we lose an ambassador from the redboned contingent. In honor of Mr.JOHNSON I will not shave my beard when the auburn red hairs begin to appear as they are wont to do (no TIM HARDAWAY shower video).
R.I.P. D.J.
It wasn’t enough for the Boston government to be pwned by two dirty Clipsters and their Lite Brite signs as they would have liked us all to believe, but the real issue that I had with the debacle up north was that it was an egregious waste of homeland security funds. This was the equivalent clusterfuck of sending everyone to Home Depot to buy scotch tape and bubble wrap. The real hoax was the fact that the authorities decided to run a fire drill with taxpayers time and money.
So the fallout from these fake bombs continues as Turner Broadcasting forces the head of Cartoon Network to empty his office. I don’t want this dude to resign because there isn’t any programming on television that consistently entertains me like the Cartoon Network does. The folks over there brought us Sealab, Space Ghost: Coast to Coast, Stroker and HoopThe Brak Show, Minoriteam, Robot Chicken, and my new favorite show of all time, Squidbillies. Let’s not forget that Cartoon Network had the balls to run the Boondocks series when outlets like B.E.T. were too busy kissing that T.I. azz to broadcast anything that challenged supremacy.
If you want something progressive to do before you go on your media blackout like me then send an e-mail to the Turner Broadcasting T.I. MARK LAZARUS (LAZARUS? And some of y’all thought T.I. was a joke) and tell him to decline the resignation of Cartoon Network’s JIM SAMPLES.
Party for your right to fight.
mark.lazarus@turner.com (9-2-5)
contact@mediavillage.com (side gig)
Making Little Girls Into Women Is Hard Work…
Friday, February 23rd, 2007
Looks like the publishers are using the same art director
There’s a big push from mainstream media to highlight the fact that Hip-Hop music and rap videos are for the most part mysoginistic. Whoop dee fucking doo. For those of us that use our brains to think we understand that AMERICAN culture is mostly mysoginistic, and patriarchal, and homophobic. Blaming rap music as the source for these attitudes is totally disingenuous, but that doesn’t mean that rap music et al doesn’t play it’s own lane as a spoke in the wheel of supremacy.
When FOXY BROWN was arrested this weekend I took a minute to look at the popular Hip-Hop landscape to see what women exist within it as characters and the most prominent character that came to my mind was REMY MA. Do you realize that almost all the women that have come to rap music over the last ten years are essentially all the same person in two dimensions? The fact that background dancers in music videos are a more valuable commodity than female rappers is further proof that the lady emcee is dead. What career path do I have for a young lady with rhyme skills? There’s not even enough room to break into the celebrity filled line up of HU$TLE SIMMONS ‘Def Poetry Jam’.
I place a lot of the responsibility of teaching the youth on women and that has to stop since we are under attack as a community from multiple angles. When I say community I refer to all the people that want to live and raise their families free from the hyper-sexualization, hyper-consumerism, hyper-violence that the mainstream media machines perpetuate. The MSM does it from reality shows, to newspapers, to music CD’s. Even toy companies are conscripted to manufacture dildos for children. So how do we regular folks put a chink in the MSM’s armor? I’m planning a media blackout week for myself beginning after shabbas this weekend. No television, no radio, and even more importantly, no internets. It will be time for me to get back into reading books again.
Speaking of books… I told you about this joint last week for Valentine’s Day and the more I read inside of it the more I am in love with the poetry and the composition of the book. SUPA SISTA did her thing with this project and I beg y’all to give her a look. You won’t be disappointed. Also, she is raising a daughter and son in OUR community. That shit is hard work.
‘Passion, Pride and Politickin‘