Archive for August, 2007

DP Dot Com Super Heroine Series: STARFIRE

Sunday, August 26th, 2007

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I want JOHN BYRNE or GEORGE PEREZ to draw a comicbook featuring all the outtakes of superhero battles where there were nipple slips. You gotta believe in one of those fights Starfire’s alien boobies popped out. I want to see if humanoids from the planet Tamaran have areolas or not. Is all I’m sayin’.

I mean c’mon?!? Do you see this chick’s costume? And she was down with the Teen Titans too. Thanks GOD that R. KELLY is only a supervillian on Earth prime because you know he would have tried to marry Starfire like her name was A’ALIYAH. I guess the oldest intergalactic profession are the tailors that make outfits for prostitutes.

DP Dot Com Super Heroine Series: AURORA

Sunday, August 26th, 2007

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Shouts to the crew at When Fangirls Attack. Proving that even girls read ghey ass comicbooks.

Aurora was part of the Canadian X-Men spinoff group called Alpha Flight. She had a twin brother whose code name was NorthStar. The both of them could fly at the speed of light, and when they joined hands they would create a blinding lightshow. Aurora was a sassy chick that liked to flirt and break hearts, but Aurora had a split personality disorder (like most women do) and when she became her alter-ego, catholic school teacher JEANNE-MARIE BEAUBIER, she became demure and passive. Her brother NorthStar’s alter ego was a professional skier and a full time faggot. I think dude was the first openly ghey superhero. You think there would be more super fags what with all, the tights, leggings and colorful costumes these fools wear.

I was smashing this little Philipino shorty that reminded me of Aurora. Her name was ANN-MARIE too, and she had long black hair with these beautiful track star thighs. True story is that her brother was somewhat of a fruit too, because he only liked playing mah jong with all the old ladies.

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Aurora shacked up with another member of Alpha Flight named Sasquatch. Dude had gone through a similar procedure as Bruce Banner, but with less intensive Gamma rays. For the most part Sasquatch could control his transformations, unlike the Hulk. That didn’t stop him from ultimately going crazy too.

It was interesting to see how Marvel Comics would let their writers explore such topics as mental illness. For Aurora that meant regressing into her different personas in an unannounced and uncontrollable manner. Most people attribute her mental state to being raised in an abusive and rigid orphange. It was there that Aurora first learned that she could fly. When Wolverine first encountered her he thought that she was a mutant and he put her down with Vindicator, the Alpha Flight team leader. Vindicator is the dude that introduced Aurora to her twin brother NorthStar because the two had been separated shortly after birth. No wonder Aurora ended up flipping her wig. Imagine if you would be introduced to your twin after twenty years, only to find out that homey is a wild pillowbiter? I’d still hit it though. [ll].

Aurora, that is.

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COSTA’S WORLD YEAR 2 ANNIVERSARY…

Sunday, August 26th, 2007

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LOS ANGELES STAND UP!

I need to get my ass out to L.A. to get with the crew from COSTA’S WORLD. heir internets radio show is wild fun. They discuss everything from love, politics and why R. KELLY might be the Black Messiah.

COSTA’S WORLD
ZOMBIE RADIO
And now… THE LADIES’ ROOM

Next weekend will be the second year anniversary party for the radio revolutionaries. I’m asking anyone in L.A. to definitely fall through this event and everyone else should take a listen to the COSTAS’ WORLD programming. Hopefully one day we can see some of the COSTA’S WORLD gang on Black Entertainment Television, or something even bigger.

2007 Brooklyn Hip Hop Festival: The Lost Tapes…

Saturday, August 25th, 2007

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Completing the iNternets Celebrities opus of the 2007 Brooklyn Hip-Hop Festival is the video we call ‘The Lost Tapes’. What’s incredible is that we actually made four (4) shorts out of the entire day.

A huge shout goes out to CASIMIR NOZKOWSKI, who directed, edited and withstood 150 degree temperatures while RAFI and I drunk free beer and made fun of wack rappers. IAN ‘Doc’ SAVAGE on the lenswork. Our sleepless editor was Young TERRENCE = T Money Clip, and a shout even goes out to 40 DAWG for putting in work with the i.C. and carrying the weed.

More iNternets Celebrities videos are being chopped and stirred as we speak so don’t be surprised one day when you see the sweet black and white cookie that is DALLAS and RAFI on your television screen. Okay, maybe you can be a little surprised.

The BLACK AUGUST Hip-Hop Project Concert…

Friday, August 24th, 2007

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Didn’t I already tell y’all that August was Black History Month II?

MOS DEF – TALIB KWELI – COMMON – SAIGON – DJ D-NICE – DJ EVIL DEE

Plus more surprise guests.

Sunday, August 26th, 2007

Nokia Theatre – NYC
44th Street off Seventh Avenue in Times Square