C.S. and I hit up sunny South Beach for a little bit of R & R this past weekend, actually it was C.S. born day on Sunday so the kid thought he would take her to Ocean Drive to be amongst the glamorous and the fabulous. Turns out that some jigfest was also going down in Miami as well and it looked like a gotdamned video shoot. Did these bitches not get the memo?!? Excuse my use of the ‘B’ word for these ho’s, but there they were with their azzcheeks on front street, stumbling around on Collins and Ocean Drive wearing their first pair of stilettos.
I’m mad at these broads because C.S. catches me looking at these ho’s all the time. The only reason I’m looking is because if I see one of my neighbors on the strip and I see she is looking a mess I will tell her to take her ho azz back home and sit down. Call me Captain Save A Ho.
The page went to re-runs for a hot minute and I see that no one is really interested in fucking with the Ghetto Celeb Mathematics. I had two of them joints being drafted up, but y’all have saved me the trouble of fucking with that shit and all the photo-editing work. I will switch my pitch up and get some more new Wig Owners drops back on the page since those seem to be crowd favorites.
This week however is going to be all about Spider-Man and the movie sequel that also premieres this week. We have tons of giveaways to celebrate the movie and comic book culture as well as another Pirate Radio Podcast. DP Dot Com had gone fishing for a minute, but now we’re back on our grizzly fo’ shizzly.
P.S. Don’t eat the fish.
Ooh hellz naw!!! DP, you did not just post that picture with the fish!!!! You are one Raw dude….
eff that.
bring us some mathematics.
and some wig brushers.
and have a great vacation.
Ghetto Celeb Mathematics must stay.
“Spike from Gremlins swagger plus the H.A.M. hand jewelry of SAMMY DAVIS Jr. = LIL’ WEEZLE”
Damn Uncle Homer for not wearing any drawls. There goes breakfast.
DP…Please extend a Happy Belated to your lovely Chocolate Snowflake. (That woman is a Saint).
signed,
Your friend in Philly who is the proud owner of some new Knicks paraphanalia courtesy of DallasPenn.com
Thanks!
Caved in Dallas…copped a pair of dunks.
Not cause i’m feelin em…but the new UTT Almendares edition was too close to home to turn down.
dam. lol
that pic is a mess! and bring on more wig owners/brushers. so sorry my hometown was a letdown with all the aspiring video hoes running around south beach.
Welcome back buddy boy!
Damn D, you need a disclaimer for that photo, No Old dude fishing with their Johnsons hanging out. Yo your co-sign of the Frogskins is all I needed, I am going to get on my Grizzle and cop me a pair, No White rimmed Shades.
No Stockton & Hornacek on that last picture!!!
“Excuse my use of the ‘B’ word for these ho’s”
LOL!!
I don’t know why I expected to one day drive down the ave and see these chicks carrying themselves like ladies in our city. The first hot day we had here (last week) was all about T&A and the temp’s only hit 70. This summer’s gonna be somethin’ else. I had so many hopes and dreams after the Imus trajedy. LOL
Damn you rap music videos! LOL
Dallas, please bring on the Wig Brusher/Owner and math drops. That’s just about the only way for me to keep up with these folks since I’ve just about given up on cable…
^^^Tiffany –
Don’t forget to add the return of “I Love New York (Season 2)”. This is the 4th season of televison dedicated to getting this broad some loving. So with that said, I ask you DP – Will Tiffany “New York” Pollard achieve Weave Owner status? or is she just one of VH1’s best brushers?
Eloheem and Dallas my dudes, No Bromantisism(sp) this clip is bananas!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rGJl6wIBp0
^^^ Common Feat Bilal “Play your cards Right”
Ari from Entourage on the Congas, Whoa!(c) BR
@I Fux
JOINT IS REAL NICE!!!