This Quiet Storm Will Mos Def Be Touching Down In Canton…


“Currrrrrrtissssss” – (c) Cam’Ron

The 2007-2008 N.F.L. season will begin without one of the game’s most consistent, yet most underrated superstars suiting up in pads for his twelfth professional year. The New York Jets all-time leading rusher CURTIS MARTIN has hung up his cleats.

CURTIS MARTIN was quietly one of the best rushers in the American Football Conference over the last decade and this conference has featured running backs like EDGERRIN JAMES, JAMAAL LEWIS, SHAUN ALEXANDER and the Black Superman, LaDANIAN TOMLINSON. All of them have to take a back seat to MARTIN’s career stats and his ability to produce wherever he played.


CURTIS MARTIN rushed both the New England Patriots and the New York Jets to an AFC Championship game, but not at the same time because that would be breaking more than records. It would break the time-space continuum or some shit and dinosaurs would come back and spaceships would be landing and I don’t know what else. But if a UFO landed here in New York City it would definitely be coming for CURTIS. He was after all, our “favorite Martian.” (c)CHRIS BERMAN, ESPN

Jets Fans Stand Up!!!
First person to give me CURTIS MARTIN’s playoff rushing yards total gets a FREE officially licensed CURTIS MARTIN football jersey. It’s new with tags (NWT) and it’s a men’s size medium. Like the one pictured here below, except a lot smaller.


9 Responses to “This Quiet Storm Will Mos Def Be Touching Down In Canton…”

  1. sh3lldon says:

    total of 795 yards!

  2. Candice says:

    You have to give props to Curtis “My Favorite” Martin. He was consistent, hard working and just got on the field and did his job. No showboating, no bragging, no typical Azzhole behavior. A class act.

  3. James says:

    Total of 793 career playoff rushing yards

  4. sangano says:

    class in city full of @$$

  5. FreshWilliams says:

    793 yards with eight touchdowns. Maybe the addition of the touchdown stat will enhance my chances of winning that jersey.

  6. I Fux says:

    I would give the stats and I am a Medium but I cant rock that jersey let a Jets fan win, Thanks for the DVD DP!

    ^^ Yo Bilal fans new video, smooth ish………..

  7. the_dallas says:

    ***Contest Winner***

    James gave the first correct answer of 793.

    Hit me on the e-mail with your snail mail address and the jersey will ship out this week.

  8. Big Homie says:

    Damnit James..but Congrats!!

  9. sh3lldon says:

    795 i missed by 2 damn!!

    Congrats james

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