Let me tell you that there are certain super heroines that have a male counterpart that they are romantically involved with, like Elektra and DareDevil for instance, but there is no comic book romance that has been better than that of Catwoman and the Bat. The both of these characters are pathological freaks that have to put on masks to get it up. They are also both the ultimate loners because of their emotional detachment to everything and everyone except for their own agenda. Catwoman, however, can convince Batman to walk on the dark side with her, and he in turn, is the only man that can make her be a good pussy. Maybe that’s why those two love each other so much.
I spent Friday night with C.S. watching the ‘Catwoman’ movie starring HALLE BERRY. She is single handedly ruining female super heroines with her horrible acting. HALLE is certainly pretty, but she lacks the strength and the fierceness that her characters require of her. ROSARIO DAWSON would have murdered as Catwoman if the studios were so set on selecting an ethnic goddess for the role. HALLE just isn’t a diva. She is too light in the drawls, if you know what I’m saying? The movie didn’t even maintain fidelity to the Catwoman canon.
Selina Kyle was the name of Catwoman’s alter ego. She made a habit of putting in work as Gotham City’s greatest jewel thief. Catwoman was as fearless as she was cunning. She would rob the Joker if he had something that interested her. Then Batman would come through and put the cataclysmic smackdown on Joker and rescue Catwoman, only to have his face scratched up by her as she escaped. This was her way of telling him that she loved him. Catwoman was a magnificent cocktease and Batman fell for her shit everytime. Every now and again the Bat would turn her over to the authorities, but only after he stuck his tongue down her throat. Keep in mind that these two are freaks of the week with emotional issues.
If I ever make a Batman movie it will definitely be a pr0n joint, and it will have Batman and the Joker gangbanging Catwoman. Batman don’t really seem like the dude that would beat fire out of Catwoman the way the Joker would. Batman is more likely to watch from the corner of the bedroom and just masturbate. The one thing I can say is that every woman that has ever been cast as Catwoman was worth a ride in the sack, and a few could get my Batarang twice.
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HALLE BERRY Yeah, HALLE BERRY is a pretty ass chick, but she looks like the type of Black chick that sleeps funny so as not to muss her hair. And being the Catwoman ain’t all about looks either. There is a sex appeal, a female swagger if you will that HALLE BERRY lacks. ‘Jungle Fever’ = her best acting job. |
| LEE MERIWETHER LEE starred as Catwoman for the Batman movie made in the 1960’s. She was aiight, but I don’t think she had the sex appeal for Catwoman. LEE was trying too hard to be an actress. |
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JULIE NEWMAR JULIE NEWMAR was the first Catwoman on the campy Batman television series. She knew exactly what being Catwoman was all about. She used her feminine charm not just on Batman, but on all of the super villains as well. I even think BURGESS MEREDITH hit that joint with his Penguin umbrella. |
| MICHELLE PFEIFFER MICHELLE killed it in the role of Catwoman for the Batman movie directed by TIM BURTON. She was sexy and seducing. Plus crazy as all get out. Of all the various Catwoman costumes I felt like MICHELLE’s maintained the integrity of the character while also giving us a nice little dominatrix look. |
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EARTHA KITT EARTHA KITT was the greatest Catwoman of all time. First off, she was sexy as hell. Her body and her purring voice were so over the top I just wanted to hump my television everytime the Batman show came on. The great GOD above made EARTHA KITT for the role of Catwoman and no one will ever top her performances. |
yeah its pretty interesting that catwomen has been commonly played by both black and white, i dont think she was ever black in the book though, are all these sketchs yours man? if so thats a pretty good collection, who is next on the list, she hulk, storm, killy pride, jean grey?
You are so on point about Eartha Kitt being the greatest Catwoman ever. She was a beast as Catwoman, crazy sexy. Back in the day Eartha Kitt could have got it all day, today not ever. Halle Berry is killing these super heroines that she plays and I don’t mean killing in a good way. If they make a new Catwoman movie the studios should put Eva Mendes in the role. I’ll play with that pussy all day. Peace.
LMAO@ catwoman being a “magnificent cokcease” and ol’ bats falling for it everytime. You sir are a poet. Couldnt have been put better. I agree that Michelle Fife, killed the role as Catwoman, and then Halle went and put that bitch to sleep forever.
Another great drop on the comic tenderonies DP.
I want Rosario Dawson to be the next Catwoman. After she stunted up Sin City I realized how ill she is on screen.
btw, Rosario Dawson >> Jessica Alba
rosario shits all over alba. jessica alba is pure turd. the wet, yet, lumpy kind. a double flusher, if you will.
this is a good series.
HALLE BERRY. She is single handedly ruining female super heroines with her horrible acting. WORD!
Rosario Dawson….MMMMmmm. Ethnic Goodness.
“Batman don’t really seem like the dude that would beat fire out of Catwoman the way the Joker would. Batman is more likely to watch from the corner of the bedroom and just masturbate.”
Lollerskates
Yep Halle’s kinda terrible. I’m still mad about them casting her as Storm. You all know my pick for that character is Angie B. 🙂
Eartha made you believe she was actually a little kitty with the purring. Michelle was really good as Catwoman and she had more of the personal characteristics of a feline in my opinion (moody, crazy etc).
Word to me getting mad bonage as a youngster watching the Batman tv series………Gee Wilickers Batman(c) Robin closet Homo [||] for the gaydar
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The above artwork was drawn by the LEGENDARY Neal Adams. Father to his own style. Eartha Kitt was the ish. Today, not so much.
btw, Rosario Dawson >> Jessica Alba
^^^^^agreed.
I can’t stand Halle Berry. I don’t beleive she can play a strong character. EVER.
Here’s a decent catwoman video.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=HDGpcjtveFg&mode=related&search=
I think Michelle Pfeifer’s performance was the best so far. The costume and the make-up was also tight.
Halle Berry performance = Tim Burton’s animated version.
I don’t remember Eartha Kitt’s rendition but I’m sure she did her thing . . . but she looks too short on screen.
Having won the Miss America pageant several years earlier, Lee Meriwether had reached her beauty-peak when playing Kitka/Catwoman in the very first movie. She looked terrific in that lurex costume, slinking around like it was her own centerstage, and her dual Russian/feline accents added a ton of intrigue to her characterization. My favorite scene is when she’s stretched out across a map-table and purrs, “It’s like a dream, Pengie sweet, nothing can stop us now….”
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