ThunderDome >>> SuperHead…

thunderdome

^ Not THE ThunderDome, but something like her.

I posted some updates on TWitter awhile back that rap music needed another superstar video vixen and why hadn’t some young, ready and able starlet adopted the nickname ‘ThunderDome’? Since SuperHead is off writing books now or what have you. It made me recall the story of a chick who rocked my world so hardbody I had to decline getting BJs from her lest she convert me into the Black Adam Lambert. For the sake of this drop we shall call her ThunderDome.

I met ThunderDome at the City-As-School academy in lower Manhattan. City-As-School was an alternative high school for the kids who weren’t able to go to normal high schools for a variety of reasons. I could say that we were all hopped up on the drug NYC and once you got the Big Apple’s horse in your veins you would nod off in a normal school setting. Most days you sat in a semi-circle for a few periods and talked about the things you got into around the city. I was assigned a jobsite location where I would work and receive class credit for that. I was placed into the showroom of a fabric dealer who supplied high end furniture manufacturers with upholstery covering. That shit made no gotdamn sense to me until I started working for the rabbi and I saw how he would source those materials for his clients.

ThunderDome was in my class and she was as fine as hell. She was built like a Amazon brick shithouse and she was only 16yrs old. I used to make her laugh along with the rest of the class because that was my true occupation – class clown. George Carlin does a bit about being a class clown and he describes my pathos to a tee. ThunderDome and I were cool but we didn’t connect past our classroom. I was into my shit primarily which consisted of running around the city stealing anything that wasn’t nailed down. ThunderDome was into her own lifestyle as well. I got a kiss from her on the lips when the school year ended but I didn’t have any way of acting on that gesture and truth be told is that I was still a virgin. I didn’t see ThunderDome again for several years and I never forgot her kiss. Come to find out that I had left my thumbprint on her heart also.

I want to say the year is 1990 or 1991 but I will need one of my NBA gurus to nail down the year that Jayson Williams graduated from St.John’s and was drafted by Phoenix. Williams was having a draft party at this forgotten nightspot called MK. It was a beautifully ornate bank building that was retrofitted into the swankiest of swank nightclubs. As you can imagine the bar was wide open. I have been going to obamas since the late 1980s and Michael St.Michael was the queen of the doormen. I prA’li dapped Jayson Williams. I know I gave a big hug to my nig McNasty Conrad McRae. He and Jayson were tight. It was like a Riverside Hawks Gauchos reunion up in that piece and the ladies in the building were on that same level.

There are different grades of ladies that follow the ballers just like there are stratified levels of players. Some ladies are like that dude that was nice but he never made it off the ‘hood park courts. Then there were the ladies that were like the college star who didn’t get the call up to the bigtime. These ladies are the chicks who got too hot, too fast. Their stars burned out quickly. Then there was the groupie that was a pro level thoroughbred. She had the thighs, calves and proportions that screamed first round pick. That was your girl ThunderDome. Wouldn’t you know that she spotted me up in the party and asked me what I was doing there? I let her know I was still getting around the city. Actually, I was selling cocaine in the clubs but that isn’t the kind of detail you volunteer.

When I tell you that ThunderDome was a fine woman… I’ve been fortunate in my travels to have known some badass chicks but this woman is the GOAT, mainly because she stood like a goat. Stacked to the max is what the OGs would say to describe her. If there was one thing I was good at it would be to play that role and I was on some stunting shit this night. You would laugh at how I can act like the fool who bought out the bar. I held her ears hostage for the rest of the party telling jokes and talking drunkard shit. I told ThunderDome she was coming home with me. She gave me that look like I didn’t know what I was getting myself into. I thought I did, but I was wrong. ThunderDome was about to put my shoes on a spaceship. We left MK and took a cab to Queens. I was in the cab making out with her trying to put my tongue on her lips. This is when ThunderDome stuck her tongue in my mouth and down my throat. Her tongue penetrated the holes in my gums where my recently extracted wisdom teeth used to sit.

If I had any wisdom I would have just payed for her cabfare to the Bronx but I had wanted to taste this woman from since I was 16 and I wasn’t about to let this chance slip through my fingers. My second floor flat was empty for the night. My roommate Polotron was off somewhere on his shit so that meant we could romp through the whole apartment. We got into it the second we entered the flat. ThunderDome was equipped with some of my favorite fetishes at the time. She had these big dinner plate areolas and her nipples looked like penciltip erasers. ThunderDome was the first chick I ever saw shaved completely on her snatch. It totally resembled a peach down there. I had my face all the way in too. My mission was to wear her labia like a ski cap and use the lips to tie around my jaw like a chinstrap. My tongue was a wandering that night and I was hungry like the wolf.

Now with all of our kissing, sucking and rassling I somehow ended up on my back. ThunderDome did some coy shit like nibbled on my flank and stuck her tongue in my bellybutton. But when she brought her face onto my manhood that is when she started to change my world. She got at me like you see it go down in the pr0n flicks. This never ever happened to me before. Yes I’ve had my dick sucked you clowns. No I never had anyone toungue kiss my taint. I don’t even know what that shit is but ThunderDome knows what the fux it is and how it works. The rest of this drop is gonna be some of the realest shit I ever wrote on this page. ThunderDome grabbed my asscheeks and spread them open then she put her tongue in my dootchute. That shit made me make some kind of crazy noise like a dinosaur wearing a helicopter backpack. Its hard to describe suffice to say I was being freaked out.

ThunderDome had to be exhilarated by my yelling because she went into my butt even more with her tongue. That shit was crazy. First figuratively, then literally. This wild broad stimulated my prostate so mean that I had an involuntary deuce come down. It wasn’t a full log but it was a turtlehead. The illest part is that she kept on sucking my dick. Oh my fuxing God. This woman is crazy, and I am loving it. I got up off the bad and pulled off the sheet. I wiped my ass with the bedsheet and then I climbed on top of ThunderDome and proceeded to gorilla dagger her pussy. I can’t front to y’all either when I tell you that I kissed her in the mouth. Yes, the inside part of her filthy, nasty, dirty, beautiful, gorgeous mouth.

When I got up off her to climax she nearly tackled me just to receive in her mouth. Oh my fuxin’ God. ThunderDome was righteously nasty and freaked out I just had to stare at her for what must have been an hour. I wasn’t appalled in as much as I was aghast. I just had some real live pr0n movie shit happen to me in real life. You couldn’t tell me I wasn’t that dude right then. Forget whoever got this treatment from her before me because when you think about that shit later on you might could realize I wasn’t her first assmunch. I came to understand later that ThunderDome was a busy woman. She saw me playing that role of a go-getter and that is why she tried me out.

When I woke up the next morning to go to work for the rabbi ThunderDome had already left. The only proof that I hadn’t been having a freaky drunken dream was the shitty sheet on the bedroom floor. I had a hundred dollars and some loose grams in my jeans pocket from the previous night. I could have sworn I had more money than that when I realized that a little yard was a small price to pay for the experience that I had. For the rest of the summer I saw ThunderDome at various club and industry parties and if I had some trap on me that I didn’t mind blowing (puns always intended here at DP.com) I would spend it on her. I never let her eat my ass again tho’. That shit was too fuxin’ good. You don’t want to get accustomed to that shit tho’. I’m sure many a motherfuxer has been turned out by ThunderDome. I knew well enough to stay in my lane this time so at least I wouldn’t have to throw away any more sheets.

53 Responses to “ThunderDome >>> SuperHead…”

  1. KD says:

    Give it to em Raw Dallas…

  2. Polotron says:

    If any of that happened anywhere near my futon!!…

    *note to bloggers*:
    There are some things ex-roomies/beverage sharers/ale passers don’t want to read. However, if it’s a good story, and they didn’t get pink eye or anything, they ain’t even gonna be mad atcha…

    ThunderDome, ftw.

  3. Lion XL says:

    Remind me to never pass you the blunt……

  4. wax says:

    lol. epic drop!

  5. the_dallas says:

    Polo, my badd if I everr zeked the futon. Which come to think of it I prA’li did. I owe you an open bar event fam.

  6. sealsaa says:

    Oh my…

  7. sealsaa says:

    Um, I think we can all relate on some level. Mine’s was a Puerto Rican chick from the Bronx. She moved to the Chi(where i’m from) with her sister. Minus the ass-licking(how could you DP?), she was fuck’n dream shatterer.

  8. Damn Son says:

    williams got in in 1990. do you dallas, do you. If that drop is for real, thats some crazy shit. you the man for admitting it tho

  9. the_dallas says:

    Damn Son,
    you must’a just got put on to DP.com but I put my whole lifestyle on these bloglines.

    Sealsaa,
    Bronx chicks = Brookllyn dudes for most hardbody NYC residents

  10. Tony Grands says:

    Anything past the tool bag is a dangerous zone, when dealing with professional tongue-users. Women know that shit, too. That’s prA’li what happened to Eldrick Woods.

    Imagine the morning breath she had…

  11. Tony Grands says:

    “^Not THE Thunderdome, but something like her”

    ^^Im glad you put that disclaimer up DP, lest you ruin that poor girl’s life.

  12. sealsaa says:

    “Imagine the morning breath she had…”

    LOL, Killing me Grands…You’re goddamn killing me…

  13. Polotron says:

    Dallas,
    I’m collecting on that Obama.

    But I’m not so sure this chick’s name is complete. Like, she needs a last name or something. As such, (in remembrance of our former Gov.), I offer, Buttaki.

  14. LM says:

    Deep breath. That was special.

  15. Rob says:

    Dammit man! made the water i was drinking damn near come out my nose when i got to “but it was a turtlehead”

  16. the_dallas says:

    I truly appreciate everyone that peeped this drop. Since I did it completely off the Blaxberry there has to be wild typos and other shit. I will button this drop up when I get to the lab. Thanx y’all

    On a side note: How ghey is the name Dick Butkus? His parents must have done that to make him aspire to kick everyone’s ass. You know how cruel (no Bobby Brown) little kids can be? Dick Butkus must have been whupping some ass early and often.

  17. BIGNAT says:

    whoa man just whoa but i have been there before. it’s like women know you don’t wanna do that shit it’s like i said no. don’t try to sneak that shit on me when we in the shower.

  18. Lou Carnesecca's Sweater says:

    Jayson was a great disappointment to me, Dallas, but when graduated in 1990… who knew? Slow motion Mark Jackson frustrated ya’ll in his later years, of course, but goddamn, the kid had heart and HE– not the drunk-ass murderer*– will be wearing one of my old sweaters graveside.

    That said, I admit this still makes me laff–

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UDyBSTQDwH8

    Gus Christofi RIP

    * Prodigy got three years and this guy’s free? At least Bernard Kerik’s behind bars; I only wish it were Rudy (Bishop Loughlin alum, just like Mark Jackson and Patrick Dorismond, also RIP).

  19. 40 says:

    I’m reading this on the LIRR sitting next to a Killer WASP drinking a 40 of OE listening to Wes Montgomery. The LOLs from reading this post just gave me entre to game this broad from Forest Hills on east. I to have been “ThunderDomed” and seriously enjoyed this read. Bless you Dallas. Also I’m making that Obama run with you and Polo.

  20. the_dallas says:

    Diesel,
    Chocolate Snowflake and I ended up falling thru that spot you gave me the coordinates to in TriBeCa.

    I had a few proseccos and she nabbed a spring roll or two. I had to LOL at the store manager who kept sweating my Macy*s bag as if I was giving her store the shrink.

    “Nah bitch, my lifestyle is ‘Lo, not Woolrich”

    We walked the store and then got the fux out. Fux her overpriced hipster garb.

  21. Tony Grands says:

    DP, I just gotta ask this…

    Did CS read this drop?

  22. the_dallas says:

    Grand$,
    She may have and believe you me because she is a woman she could post a story here that would make this pale in comparison

  23. Master CHeef says:

    LOL at “Buttafuoco” & “butkus” as last names.

  24. king blair says:

    I totally relate i had that shit happen one time it fucked my head up cuz i think booty games are gay. But man i aint never came so hard in my life. I call that a born again virgi.erator or V2000 for short. U already no when a chick do that u cant wife her but u can knife her on the regular cuz she will even let u hit when she on the rag in both holes ftw.

  25. BIGNAT says:

    blair you bang chicks in the vag on the rag that is sick. when they on the rag that is when you fuck them in the poopchute

  26. 40 says:

    @Dallas – yeah that place was a real shitshow. It was truly a hipster D-bag spot I wasn’t comfortable either there and I’m good almost any where. That’s that bullshit about your bag and a great response on your part. The quality of these events has been slipping.

  27. Frank says:

    Don’t sleep on a prostate orgasm.

  28. 1969 says:

    Dallas…you are effing hilarious. I can’t really say thanks for sharing but you stay keeping it ALL THE WAY real. LMAO!

  29. Amadeo says:

    Mine was an older chick I met at the Caribbean joint. She was the ex of one of my aces older brothers peeps. My man told me later he had a clue what I was in for.

  30. gstatty says:

    maaaaan, that shit was too real [ll], you had me laughing, it almost sounds like you might could need some therapy after that one, that bitch turned you out, haha, i think her new name should be thunderdome booty-blaster, you know one of them hyphenated shits, pun completely intended

  31. Serg says:

    Dallas gettin it in. Jayson Williams was prolly coke rocked out of his dome that night. took him about 5 years to get his shit straight and realize you can make serious bank playing ball. good drop…got me through this dreary ass office Saturday

  32. chris says:

    Consistently the realest shit. Damn.

  33. Mark Dub says:

    Mine was a white chick who was a budding internets porn sensation. I think I recall trembling and thinking, “If I so much as stir, she’ll start doing it again!” I was terrified, yet a small part of me [ll] misses her.

  34. @Frank LMAO

    I made my girl read this and she’s like “ewww, assmunch”.

  35. p-city says:

    dude… don’t ever post anything that funny again… i almost had an aneurysm

  36. Combat Jack says:

    Yeah, confirmed. You certified crazy for this one. Kanye Voice *too far nigga!*

  37. Oh my! You had me blushing over here…and all I am doing is reading it. Too funny…and obviously fun.

  38. Nattiez02 says:

    two words, my dude!!!

  39. Classic drop. “Dinosaur with a helicopter backpack.”

  40. dmitry sks brooklyn jew says:

    “ThunderDome grabbed my asscheeks and spread them open then she put her tongue in my dootchute. That shit made me make some kind of crazy noise like a dinosaur wearing a helicopter backpack.” – DP

    OMFG LMAO ROFL. DIS SHIT WAS SO FUKIN EPIC I MEAN HOLY SHIT IM Im SPEECHLESS. Dallas dat as one of da most funniest shits i have ever read. ur fukin right man u cant get accustom to pussy like dat, shit will kill literally.

  41. dmitry aka brooklyn jew says:

    look at dat i misspelled “aka” wtf dis drop got me rollin

  42. I had to come back and read this one again. shit got me dying.

    dootchute.
    haaaaaaaaaa
    the visual…oh my goodness.

    you’re the effing MAN haha

  43. 911 says:

    Omg I laughed so focking much man…if I had a printer I would print 20 copies and pass it around my class tommorow.

    DP >

  44. KL says:

    OMG I hate you! bwhahaha

  45. lola gets says:

    YEESSSSS!!!! Shit, everyone deserves to get turned out at least once in their lifetime.

    “I can’t front to y’all either when I tell you that I kissed her in the mouth. Yes, the inside part of her filthy, nasty, dirty, beautiful, gorgeous mouth.”

    I KNOW THAT’S RIGHT! Personally, I don’t dive as far down as this chick does, but it is nice to show ones appreciation when other folks do.

    “Did CS read this drop? She may have and believe you me because she is a woman she could post a story here that would make this pale in comparison.”

    Dude, I’d love to shake your girls hand (and yours too). I just love it when real folks get real together.

    Aside from the salaciousness, this was a good post.

  46. getthesenets says:

    Carneseca’s sweater…

    yo..at least Jayson goes down as the top “shooting center” of all time…

    great read…..

    as 2 live crew would say

    doo doo brown….doo doo brown

    chick wanted me to do that one time to her but she couldn’t ask me with a straight face so she hinted….

    true story…..that Meatloaf…yeah Meatloaf song was big around that time…I used to sing that to her whenever we got together….”Anything for love…….but I won’t….do…that..no I won’t do …THAT”

    I’ve got to start drinking malt liquor again….the funniest memories of my life involve private stock, or old gold….

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