Brothers Making Moves on the [ll]ow, Part I: Pharre[ll]


“Take off the blazer, [ll]oosen up the tie. Step inside the booth, Superman is alive”. (c) camel

As one half of the Neptunes, producer/singer/songwriter/designer/pop ido[ll] Phare[ll] has been making moves on the [ll]ow for a minute. He was a no-brainer for our first profile. This brother is – how shall we say(?) – prolific. Let’s get into it [ll].

Pharre[ll] is down with the anima[ll]s. Hence he frequently appears in public appearing as though he is giving any manner of furry creature a piggy-back ride. Exhibit 1:


Exhibit 2 – the O.G. [ll]ouis Vuitton Don (absolutely no shots at another BMMOT[ll] Hall of Famer by the same name):


Nothing says “I make moves on the [ll]ow” like waxed taco meat and baby oi[ll]:


Phare[ll] is an inte[ll]ectual:


[ll]aid back in the cut:


A man of impeccab[ll]e taste:


There is absolutely nothing wrong with carrying a purp[ll]e purse. Nothing:


Pharre[ll] also plays it safe by doub[ll]e bagging it:


Internets…does my ass [ll]ook big in these?

butt piracy

Straight men [ll]ove Madonna:


A match made in heaven with still another BMMOT[ll] Hall of Famer:


Pharre[ll] stay snugg[ll]ed up with least bout one or two white beards. I mean, white broads:




The Bron and Kobe of BMMOT[ll] are down with Marc [ll]acobs…on the [ll]ow:


Pharre[ll], it’s no secret – we salute you for making power moves on the [ll]ow. Go ‘head with your bad se[ll]f!


23 Responses to “Brothers Making Moves on the [ll]ow, Part I: Pharre[ll]”

  1. harmen says:

    LOL this is some wild shit, it’s very plausable that this guy plays the skin flute
    but still man, just a couple pics won’t convince that many people but still i could believe it ha
    way to be dp i’m gonna start commenting more i’m on this bitch everyday

    canada stand up

  2. the_dallas says:

    Keep fuxing with and give a shout to Slumbilical Chord who nailed this drop. This shit is epic

  3. verses says:

    ROFL at this whole post…

    *is dying from laughter*

    There’s a classic nore interview where he questions pharrell’s homo-ness…

    *starts going through nahright’s archive to find post*

  4. verses says:

    *finds post*

    “Not to change the subject entirely, but can you explain “Light a candle, run laps around the English Channel, Neptunes’ got a cocker spaniel”?”

    Nore – Well, when you light a candle, that’s saluting your dead peoples. Light a Candle. And then, what’s the English Channel? It’s a big pool of water and it’s overseas.So I’m trying to say that when I light a candle I’m that strong that I can run laps around the English Channel. And Neptunes have a cocker spaniel. ‘Cause they homo.

    LSD- Oh. All right.

    N- Neptunes is homo. You won’t hear another Neptunes track again on Noreaga again in your life. I didn’t know that they hand was broken. [makes limp-wristed gesture]

    LSD- Is this a recent discovery?

    N- It’s a recent discovery after the “Oh No” video. After money had the tight choker on in that video. And we started asking questions, and people from Virginia started telling us that he’s a straight Flagrino. And he takes it up the ass. I cut him off.

    LSD- Even though the beats–

    N- Fuck the beats! [laughter]

  5. Beat Your Wife Potvin says:

    I really really LOVE “Change Clothes” by Jay-Z and Pharrell!!

    Whenever people say Mr. Carter is the best, or that “The Black Album” is a fucking “classic” I know that’s what they mean.

    I don’t know if any of ya’ll follow hockey (talk about dudes with their sticks (II) but this is pretty goddamn funny, Scott Ferall calling Penguins-Red Wings (starts slow but turns fire)–

    Better than Shaw Carter gargling John Sterling’s sperm, at least a little.

  6. Rusty Staub says:

    Didn’t Phare[ll] produce the last Common album?

    And wow! What a piece of worse-than-dogshit that was.

    Of course, the Kanye-produced one’s sucked balls also–

    What’s the common denominator there?

    Sorry for side hate but you’re bringing up bad memories.

    Imagine Pharre(ll) + Diddy duet album? Like Sam & Dave in hell, or nuclear snow, or something.

    I think I just made myself sick, back in a sec–

  7. Van Sertima says:

    All the links are dead from the nahright shit.

    I would love to hear that interview (ll) nore is fucking hilarious (ll).

    I can’t fuck with nobody that Mohammad used to throw off the hill. (c)

  8. Children of Sanchez says:

    Like Sam & Dave in hell = killed it

  9. fosterakahunter says:

    My wife works with a Muslim cat from Sudan, who previously got himself fired for a brief period for making mention of the Muhammad/homos-off-the-hill incident. That Nore is too hilarious. I’m surprised that I haven’t heard about that interview earlier. And then, Kanye talkin’ ’bout he want somebody’s fashion house to hire him. Rap is outta control in 2010.

  10. Tony Grands says:

    That was uncomfortably hilarious, SlumB.

    Nothing says BMMOT[||] like a 125 pound hairless B[||]ack man, posing with murses & manbags. Chad musta been behind the camera, giving him direction.

  11. king blair says:

    I’m Dead cuz you just killed it my nigga

  12. Smear says:

    Classic. gotta respect Pharre[ll]’s music. Dude stays ridicu[ll]ous tho. I was reminded of his Ice creams[||] endeavor today when I got home from 10 straight hours of BS at work (Sunday work sucks[||]) bummed out [||] only to find the missus had been past the Nike Store and had come up on a pair of stupidly cheap dunk lows. Even tho I generally avoid patent these joints are all shiny white with a splash of cherry red on the midsole and tounge[||]. “Vanilla Ice Creams with a cherry on top” was my immediate reaction (nhjic)…. and then I thought of Pharre[ll]’s foray into skate sneakers …do they even make those weak shits anymore? No homo for thinking of Pharre[ll] when given some butters from my better half.

  13. Smear says:

    Seriously funnny post.
    So Disrespectful a/la 50 cent

  14. 6 100 says:

    I always thought “Change Clothes” was a metaphor for going in and out of the closet with no problems

    Any fashion type of involvement by a dude automatically warrants a lot of suspicion.

  15. Tony Grands says:

    Who’s up next?….

    Wi[ll| Smith?
    Terre[ll] Davis?

  16. Cliddassic

    That fool has on mukluk boots.

  17. dmitry aka brooklyn jew says:

    wow skateboard P got dem dumb and dumber boots.

  18. getthesenets says:

    did anybody here read about the rules that morehouse was gonna start enforcing to keep the students from wearing, among other things, high heel shoes and purses and female clothing?

    when did dudes start dressing like women?

  19. Combat Jack says:

    this one was kinda bri[ll]iant!

  20. PG says:

    i smell player hatred

  21. Tony Grands says:

    @ getthese

    Yeah, I read about that some time ago.

    Did you know some Target’s have unisex bathrooms? I guess those confused Morehouse students can feel comfortable when they shop. Probably makes anonymous, asexual boning more convinient too.

  22. El Gringo Colombiano says:

    hi[ll]arious post [ll]

  23. BigNat137 says:

    “Nothing says “I make moves on the [ll]ow” like waxed taco meat and baby oi[ll]:” WTF GOT ME DYING

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