Clash Of The Titans…

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The top three players in the Association were all on the floor last night and by the end of their games KEVIN DURANT was the only one who didn’t walk off the floor with a win. DURANT’s team did go against one of the league’s upper echelon squads and DURANT extended his 25+ppg scoring streak, but to be the MVP of the Association KEVIN DURANT will have to give teams like the Suns the dagger [ll] and not just bottom feeders like the Knicks.

Kobe Bryant returned to the Lakeshow lineup with dagger in hand. I still feel like DURANT is the best player in the game right now but Kobe is still the most determined. He. Will. Not. Lose. I’d like to imagine that Oklahoma City could upend Los Angeles in the tourney but that is just my folly when I root for the overmatched underdogs.

LeBron James is another closer. Not on Kobe’s level tho’, but definitely someone that the league wants to see do well. The Cavaliers finally got some production from the anxiety-ridden Antawn Jamison. I hate this compression vest the players are wearing that looks like a half a t-shirt. That shit makes Jamison look weak or injured. Cavs ain’t gonna beat the Lakers dressed like shook ones.

19 Responses to “Clash Of The Titans…”

  1. Rob says:

    Cavs aint gonna beat the Lakers period homes.

  2. Enigmatik says:

    damn Dallas, you are definitely right about those stupid undershirts that Jamison and Vince Carter wear. I’m sure there’s other guys who rock ’em, but damn…those shirts scream ‘no heart’ to me…just looking weak.

    and you’re right again about Bron Bron…the league is practically DYING to have him win the ‘ship. Sportscenter has portions of their daily telecasts devoted to every move LeBron makes…if he farts at practice, best believe ESPN will be reporting it…

    I hope y’all kept the receipt for She-Mac though

  3. Tony Grands says:

    Damn, my boys were looking good [ll] last night, word to Rob, I just don’t like how they win by one point with Mamba on the floor, after going on a 4-1 record without him, sleeping teams by @ least 6. A dub is a dub, though.

    Cavs better put away compression gear & start wearing magical sombreros or something. Lucky charms & shit…

  4. thekid10705 says:

    Kobe lit it up last night and the Thunder blew it. Don’t sleep on my man my Melo and the Nuggets to come out of the West this year…I also like the Hawks as underdogs in East. Joe Johnson finally getting aggressive and my man Crawford is a LOCK for 6 man of the year..

    Sidenote: Duhon is finally where he belongs, Eddie House is a chucker, this Walker is gonna be a Beast, Rodriguez was a steal and ultimately the Knicks are somewhat entertaining again…

    Question? What’s gonna happen to my man D Lee and Willy Chandler when Dolan goes spending all the rent money this summer?

  5. $yk! says:

    Marcus Camby-DNP, ankle

    ^ Bum ass n*gga, bum ass team

    Knicks got Sergio, A STEAL. Don’t forget da Knicks gave up future picks…not happy with that there…David Lee is outie 5, Duhon should be waived, House is practice squad, Chandler & Walker need court time. SMH @ Jalen sayin ‘Bron 4 MVP. Let go of the scrotum and let Durantula get his…(II)

  6. thekid10705 says:

    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    Word Up!

    What’s up with House’s shape-up too? That’s shit is disgusting, No Homo Shit!

  7. Tony Grands says:

    Any of y’all dudes seen the “Ashton Martin” limited edition Kobe shoe?

    500 made, worldwide…$700…yes, I said SEVEN. HUNDRED. DOLLARS!!

    Nigga, puh-lease.
    *says it like he had the cash to begin with*

    That shit better come with:
    A) the last pair of panties Vanessa wore. Preferrably unwashed.
    B) the White girl in Denver’s home phone number.

    http://realtalkny.uproxx.com/2010/02/topic/topic/gear/poppin-or-floppin-nike-kobe-bryant-x-aston-martin-hyperdunk-700/

  8. getthesenets says:

    kobe has bad taste in shoes

  9. Mark Dub says:

    “That shit better come with:
    A) the last pair of panties Vanessa wore. Preferrably unwashed.
    B) the White girl in Denver’s home phone number.”

    Grands…you are BANANITES!!!!

  10. Bananites it is!

    *Would have also accepted: cattywompus, bufoonarrific & willywonkacized*

  11. $yk! says:

    kobe has bad taste in shoes

    ^ Word. Them Dove soap bar adidas were horrific.

  12. getthesenets says:

    the only kobe stuff that’s worth rocking is the warm up suit adidas came out with to match the line that produced the dove bar sneakers…
    the suit was tough…. i still wear the pants…

    the sneaks were laughable… in real life they just looked silly

  13. Those Adidas were atrocious. Especially on bullyfooted dudes. Shit looked like GI Joe transport boats. They made the NBA teams edition Cons look, umm, cool.

  14. getthesenets says:

    from shoe design to commercials……………kobe’s people just never got it right….

    and TG..
    those team color/logo cons just awful….only thing worse were damn la gears that mailman used to wear..

  15. ^^LA Gears.

    Worst. Shoe. Ever.

    & Karl was dead fucking serious in those shits. Dunking & everything, with his S-curl having ass.

  16. getthesenets says:

    $yk,
    the second link doesn’t work but if you’re talking about the “They spinnin’, they spinnin'” sprewell joints…. those may be worse than the la gears…..maybe…

  17. $yk! says:

    Sh*t!

    It was the metallic silver Dadas with the speaker on them for ipod usage…

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