SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

595stein

I would argue that it’s virtually impossible for a sneaker to make you smarter than you already are mainly because you don’t wear them on your brain, but this New Balance 595 has that professorial look.

It must be the tweed. You might be as dumb as a bag of nails but if you wear some tweed shit you automatically look smarter. And at the end of the day, isn’t looking smarter the key to being smarter? I’m calling these joints the 5iftynine.5stein’s.

Listen, I don’t know math, but the New Balance 595 is definitely a step up from the 574.

nb 595
nb 595

6 Responses to “SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!”

  1. I’m going to rock those with a matching tweed suit & pick up young girls @ the bus station.

  2. Howfresheats says:

    595steins. Awe to the some.

  3. sean p 4real says:

    they cool
    ……….. 4 ME TO POOP ON!!!!!

  4. DirtyJerz says:

    HA! Grey Poop-On!

  5. $yk says:

    LOL @ P!

    Them 595’s is phat.

  6. I just got it…

    Grey poop-on.

    Hi. Larry. Us.

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