A LETTER FROM THE MANAGEMENT

chyeah!

I am taking off a few months to enjoy some poisonous recreational narcotics. My goal is to acheive that emotional rock bottom place where I keep all of my pain stored up. I want to go into that deepest of psychological cellars and open the boiler room door with the the word “despair” written on it. Written in blood. I may not make it back here but even if thats the case I can’t be mad since it was one helluva ride. Someone else can fill my shoes anyway. That’s just the nature of things. Time marches on…

Someone else will have to talk to you about the “Administration’s” proposed national health care package. It is actually a package too. So don’t go using up all your band-aids now because you’ll need them through your retirement.

medicaid

Since I don’t own a television I have no point of reference for this young lady other than I was told that she was a contestant on ‘American Idol’

rhonetta deneice johnson

How come they don’t have a vetting process that prevents these folks from ever entering public awareness? I mean, I am not saying that this lady shouldn’t be able to pursue her dreams and the what not. Isn’t that what the circus is for? To give freaks their moment to shine. These people are supposed to be banned from coming outside during the day. American Idol viewers I will tell you what’s next. The Elephant Man on A.I.

pon' de river

No, not that raging Jamaican fool, but this Elephant Man.

I am not an animal!

I will buy a television to watch that show. But for now its just me and my compact disc player. I try to keep up with all the new trends in urban music. PAPOOSE and LUPE FIASCO are the hottest crap artists out right now. The hottest CD is the Taliban ‘Bombs over Baghdad’ mixtape part 20.

taliban mixtape

OSAMA is spitting his usual fire at G-DUBBZ. He is calling him out for making fun of his feet in sandals and also for snatching KANYE and the R.O.C. from AL GORE. So I’m like whatever. This is becoming played out already. Time for me to catch a bump of that raw stuff. See y’all fools later.

2 Responses to “A LETTER FROM THE MANAGEMENT”

  1. reninatronix says:

    Dude.
    A vetting process. What do you think this is a democracy? Har. Har. Har.

    J/k, but on the real, wierd looking fees need love too. I guess.

  2. Fresh says:

    Rhonetta Johnson = One hot bitch

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