BACK TO SCHOOL: NO MORE FUCKING AROUND

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YEEEEEEAH! Back from vaycay or as my Euro clientele call it – holiday. What the fuck has been happening in the world? I have no effing clue, so let me tell you what’s up in my world. I got a kick azz tan with C.S. in Fort Lauderdale. We house-sat one of these Miami Vice type cribs that had windows shades on a remote control, in-ground pool and two Vespa scooters in the garage for us to take down the highway to Miami. C.S. works in the film game and every now and then we get to realize some of the perks that come with knowing influential motion picture types. Membership has it’s privileges…

I just got home from Hotlanta. I spent several days in Marietta helping Ma Dukes get a little bit more settled into her new crib. The next thing for me to do will be to bring down my special cup and crazy straw for any late night writing projects. Good thing she has a basement too. That’s where I do my best work. Speaking of my best work…

Good to see so many familiar faces stopping by the shop even though we were O.T. I hope no one got too bored waiting for new drops from the DP dot com staff. Everybody over here was kind of winded from the heatwave and just the general grind. Believe it or not there have been over a thousand drops posted to this site since we went live exactly one year ago. The world was such a different place one year ago. Hurricane Starrkeysha hadn’t touched the Gulf Coast yet. Only several hundred Americans had been killed in Iraq. BRITNEY SPEARS had just given birth…

Come to think of it, everything was pretty much the same. The big difference for us was going from an e-mail blast into a full fledged website. Only a handful of people migrated with us over to the website. I miss the personal touch that the e-mail blast had with so many of my friends. I don’t really know who if anyone is out here now, but as long as I see someone with their fists raised I will keep doing my thing thing. My only wish for the New Year would be for people to keep fucking up so that I have a reason to write.

For the website’s one year anniversary I have to thank a few people…

BYRON CRAWFORD put the site on blast to his readership and gave us instant credibility and legitimacy on the blogosphere

FRESHALINA @ Crunk & Disorderly befriended me early on and gave me the confidence that my readership would develop (after my first month there was only the sound of crickets in my comments section)

That girl TAM for migrating over to the site from my e-mail blasts and my snail-mail list into being someone who is like my sister from another mister. You made my year when you told me that my site inspired you to get on the internets.

C.S., for being the woman of my dreams, and the APPOLONIA of my eye.

For the rest of the year you may want to hide the women and the chidren ‘cuz we is about to get R.A.W. up in this mug. I know some of you can’t handle the truth.

6 Responses to “BACK TO SCHOOL: NO MORE FUCKING AROUND”

  1. Combat Jack says:

    Welcome back sir. They can’t handle the truth. Let’s drop it on em!

  2. Rafi says:

    Welcome back and happy anniversary!

  3. Candice says:

    Glad you made it back safe and sound. Happy aniversary!

  4. Amadeo says:

    Well welcome back Kotter…

  5. RD says:

    DP, nice to see you back.

    RD

  6. alex2.0 says:

    welcome back. cant wait to see what you have in store for your upcoming posts.

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