Awwwww ish! We are only one week away from the season’s midpoint and some clubs are shaping up as contenders. The RAY-Vens looked like contenders early on, but with Air McNAIR injured they will have to rely on their defenders, namely, the above pictured defendent.
Look at Chicago, still undefeated, and still not convincing anyone that they can go to the Super Bowl. Nobody really believes in my Cowboys yet either, but after this weekend you will know. Don’t ride with CANDICE this week because she is going down. How ’bout them Cowboys?!?!
SNICKERS advertising agency has passed on the chance to put their brand at the top of our football pool posts. We should send them some e-mails to ask them what the problem is. Nothing too crazy, just some friendly shout outs talking about how we eat that crap. I have some tough picks for you jokers this week. I don’t think any of y’all will score more than 4 points. Let’s see what the lineup looks like…
CAROLINA PANTHERS @ CINCINNATI BEGALS
There’s gonna be a catfight in Ohio and I am leaning towards the Panties for the win because STEVE SMITH is like Wu-Tang, he ain’t nothin’ to fuck with.
DETROIT LIONS @ NY JETS
By the time this game is played the New York Miracles should have disposed of the St.Louis Cardinals. In which case there will be a New York – Detroit World Series. How are you going to go against the Jets? They used to play out of Shea.
GREEN BAY PACKERS @ MIAMI DOLPHINS
FAVRE is a bum, but so is CULPEPPER. FAVRE is an old racist bum. The ‘Fins better own his azz like he said something bad about they momma.
NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS @ BUFFALO BILLS
Who will get down with me and say BUFFALO pulls off the upset? Chumps!
PITTSBURGH STEELERS @ ATLANTA FALCONS
Pittsburgh’s offense came back in big way last week and the Falcons are still an enigma to me. This win gets the Steelers back to .500.
ARIZONA CARDINALS @ OAKLAND RAIDERS
Normally, after suffering through a tumultuous week, I would go with Arizona to be the winner in the first ‘Who Gives A Fuck Bowl’, but there is no way Oakland is going to lose all of their games is there? Raiders finally get off the ice.
WASHINGTON REDSKINS @ INDIANAPOLIS COLTS
How crazy would a ‘Skins upset be after Indy just traded for a defensive lineman? That’d just be crazy. I’m not crazy.
Okay poolers, show me what you got…
This time I made sure I got all seven…
PANTHERS
LOS JETS
PACKERS
The Brady Bunch (PATS)
STEELERS
DA RAY-DIZZ
COLTS (Thats if you like 6’5″ 240lb QB’s with laser rocket cannon arms)
wait…is dp actually picking my ‘fins? i must say i’m a little shocked.
i’ll be back with my picks.
Poll time, Help me out:
Whodo you guys think is a better pick?
Pennington vs Det D
or
Kitna vs NY D
Panthers
Jets
Dolphins
Patriots
Falcons
Cardinals
Dolts
Panthers
Jets
Packers, hey Brett spoke up for the alcoholics this week….gotta show him some love..
Patriots
Steelers
Cardinals
Colts
A lot of people will be on the PANTHERS bandwagon after they tear apart the Bengals.
It would be embarrassing for the JETS to lose at home to the Lions.
DOLPHINS over the Packers in the Division I-AA championship game.
I don’t get down like that, DP. PATRIOTS over the Bills.
D’Angelo Hall makes Ben Roethlisberger look silly at least once this Sunday. FALCONS over Steelers.
The CARDINALS slouch into the NCAA Divison III Western Regional semis but will beat the Raiders in a close game. Don’t think Oakland’s so bad, though. Twelve straight successful passes to open the game will get the Raiders to a 50 percent completion percentage for the year.
The Redskins could beat Indy if they run Clinton Portis 28 times or so. But their secondary is banged up and the COLTS are fixin’ to flick a Booger at them. So I pick against my team this week.
I told ya’ Reese cups were the shit……
BENGALS (bytch asses better win)
Jets
Dolphins
Patriots
Falcons
Raiders
Colts
PANTHERS
NY JETS
PACKERS
PATRIOTS
STEELERS
CARDINALS
COLTS
FIRST OFF….GIANTS over T.O.
Now the picks…
Bengals (upset of the week)
Jets
Dolphins
Pats
Steelers
Cards (Jake the snake will pull one out)
Colts
Re: Candice’s “Jake the Snake” comment — she’s officially toying with us.
Panthers
Lions
Packers
Patriots
Steelers
Cards(Leinart!)
Redskins (lose to the worst beat the best)
I would be mad about the picture of Ray…but how many black men don’t have one of those…well I don’t just the one with the numbers.
Panthers
Jets
Packers
Patriots
Falcons
Cardinals (Leinart is looking like a beast)
Colts
panthers
lions
jets
packers
bills
falcons
raiders
‘skins
Panthers
Jets
Dolphins (I can’t believe I’m picking a team with Joey Harrington as the starter to beat a team with Brett Favre as the starter—but the Packers are acid without Ahman Green!)
Patriots
Steelers
Cardinals (After getting embarrassed by my Bears on MNF, Leinart’s gonna have to get that monkey off his back–and I don’t mean Paris Hilton’s va-jay)
Colts
LM….I love ya man 🙂
Panthers
Jets
Packers
Patriots
Steelers
Cardinals
Colts
CINCINNATI BENGALS
J-E-T-S
GREEN BAY PACKERS
NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS
PITTSBURGH STEELERS
OAKLAND RAIDERS (UPSET, can we even call it that?)
INDIANAPOLIS COLTS
FYI:
Bank of America Stadium
Carolina Panthers
Giants Stadium
New York Jets
Dolphins Stadium
Miami Dolphins
Gillette Stadium
New England Patriots
Heinz Field
Pittsburgh Steelers
McAfee Coliseum
Oakland Raiders
RCA Dome
Indianapolis Colts
Panthers
Jets
Dolphins
Patriots
Steelers
Raiders
Colts
carolina (i’m a “me-shawn” fan even though i dont care for the team)
new york
green bay (the fins and i are separated & on the verge of divorce)
new england
pittsburgh (i gotta go against the falcons)
arizona (leinart will make the raiders regret passing on him)
indianapolis (even though i dont like long-neck manning, i respect t.dungy)
Panthers
Jets
Packers
Pats
Steelers
Cardinals
Colts