Whose Next, PARKER LEWIS?!?

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The actor from ‘Doogie Howser, M.D.’ has just recently outed himself in response to rumors of his gayosity. I’m not sure who has been talking about him, but he apparently feels that people still care about him enough to wonder whether he is homo or not.

Memo to NEIL PATRICK HARRIS… Get over yourself. We only watched your show because we didn’t want to miss the intro to ‘Parker Lewis Can’t Lose’. Now if Parker Lewis were to say he was also fondeled by MARK FOLEY’S fake Catholic priest then I would be upset. Even though Parker Lewis was a serialized ripoff of the great FERRIS BUELLER, it was one of the best shows that the young Fox network aired.

3 Responses to “Whose Next, PARKER LEWIS?!?”

  1. Robbie says:

    The guy who played Parker Lewis also tried to get his hand at rapping:

    http://www.unkut.com/2006/04/forgotten-beefs-part-6-mf-doom-vs-parker-lewis/

  2. Tony says:

    See this is odd because Harris was the balls in harold and kumar. If I would have guessed anyone it would have been Kirk with the buddy “boner” of his . . . But he turned out to only have man love for Jesus. So much so that he insults everyone he meets . . . Which is almost like being teh geh only without the fashion sense.

  3. Amadeo says:

    Parker Lewis was the joint…I need me one of those sidekicks with the loaded trenchcoat.

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