Yeah ladies, it’s that time of year again when you can relax your anal sphincters just a bit since all the savages are going back to their day jobs. The NBA season is underway again.
The Los Angeles ass fiend is back to his old tricks as far as stealing all the oxygen from inside a gymnasium. I don’t know why LAMAR ODOM puts up with KOBE dude, because he could easily force a trade to San Antonio that would make the Spurs unstoppable while ODOM would no longer have to carry KOBE’s condoms.
My Knicks are still going to suck even though ISIAH THOMAS has jettisioned some of the flotsam that has been sitting on our bench taking up space. I laughed at the fools that thought the Knicks should pick up CHRIS WEBBER just because we had his old roommate JALEN ROSE. Everyone that was part of the Fab Five needs to realize that their basketball careers will end without a championship for any of them. If BARKLEY could leave the league without a ring I don’t feel like seeing any of those humps bask in the glory.
Just thought I’d let you Brooklyn readers know that the Nets are moving to Newark along with the Devils. Apparently, there isn’t enough money in supporting a hipster populace with a B-Ball team in the boro of Brooklyn. No worries though, whether it’s New York or Newark, the Nets’ will keep up appearances and remain pleasingly mediocre.
Ahhh…how I long for the days when Baltimore had a Basketball team. I can only invest in the Ravens as the Orioles are only have a stadium to sell hot dogs and beer. BTW good looking out D.P., you’ve given the nerd in me something else occupy my mind at work.
As a resident of Park Slope this possibility gives me much joy. I couldn’t imagine walking to Target with that monstrosity in the way.
um, yeah…sex crimes down…like he was the ONLY one to ever do somethin’ so skanky…he just got caught…anyhoo, can we get a DP.com NBA pool goin’? Seems like it could go much faster than the NFL pool…i’m just sayin’! (2nd request)
i loathe the nba season. if i had it my way, it would coincide with baseball so that the fall & winter could be dedicated to football. plus i get a little frustrated with the way espn hangs on the nuts of lebron.
hey dp, bill simmons (as well as his male readers) of espn.com mentions man-crushes on athletes quite a bit. like its acceptable. they vary depending on what sport is going on. like this past baseball season he mentioned one on red sox pitcher papelbon. and i really believe this guy i know has a few too (tiger, jordan, and lebron) so i was wondering if you had one? are male man crushes on atheletes normal?
Jimmy King won a championship for his long-shorts friends in 1998 with the Quad City Thunder of the Continental Basketball Assocation. He was league MVP that year. Speaking of Isiah, he was sort of at bookends of Jimmy King’s pro career, since he drafted him to the Raptors in ’95, then purchased the CBA in 1998, leading it into bankruptcy two years later.