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Some kid in India has a total of 25 fingers and toes. I think this kid is a going to point us to the future (pun intended).

* If I had an extra finger on my right hand it would make masturbation 20% better right off the top. UPGRADE

* I could have my entire government on my 7-finger name ring – WILLIAM HOLLER SUNDAY. UPGRADE

* Extra toes = extra spaces between my toes for funky toe jelly to collect and accumulate. UPGRADE

* More fingers would mean that I could type these shitty posts faster. UPGRADE

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