RETIREMENT IS FOR SAPPS…

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No subliminals to SACH

One of my favorite football players of all time is hanging up his playing cleats this off-season, provided BILL BELICHICK doesn’t come after him in the spring. SAPP was an ass kicker from the gate. In high school football he gave JOHNNY DAMON a concussion. SAPP won numerous defensive player awards at the University of Miami although he never won a national championship with the Hurricanes.

SAPP seemed destined to play his entire football career in his home state when the Tampa Bay Buccaneers drafted him out of college. SAPP would go on to be one of the most respected defensive tackles evar. Think of a faster and stronger JOE KLECKO. Using his speed, athleticism and game smarts WARREN SAPP became a Hall of Fame player. I wonder if FAVRE will shout him out during these playoffs?

Are you ready for a homegrown DP Dot Com x NFL Playoffs Football Pool? I am. Let’s do a little something with the NFL post-season about to jumpoff.

Here are the Rules...

You can only pick one(1) player per team. So if you chose Tom Brady as your QB you can NOT Randy Moss as a WR. Take your time and use strategy when assembling your team. You will only get points when your player plays so be careful of the 1st round byes and teams you think will only play one game. Your team must consist of…

PLAYERS
1 QB
2 RB
2 WR
1 TE
1 FLEX(could be a running back, wide receiver, or tight end)
1 Kicker
1 Defense/Special Teams

SCORING
6 pts- TD Rushing, Receiving, Passing
6 pts- Defensive TD, Kickoff Return/Punt Return for a TD
6 pts- Defensive Shutout
3 pts- Field Goals (4pts- 40 yarder, 5pts- 50 yarder, 6pts- 60 yarder)
3 pts- Defense holds opponent to 9 points or less
2 pts- Defensive safety
2 pts- Two point conversion (Rushing, Receiving, Passing)
1 pt- Every 10 yards Receiving, Rushing
1 pt- Every 20 yards Passing
1 pt- Defensive sack, interception, fumble recovery
1 pt- Kicking extra point
0 pts- Any yardage on punt/kickoff returns

* If a punt or kickoff is returned for a TD the D/ST gets 6 points and if you have a guy like Wes Welker as one of your WR’s he will also be credited with 6 pts if he ran it back. So in that scenario the Pats D & Welker will be credited 6 pts.
* RB has 73 rushing yards and 10 receiving yards(total yards – 83) he will be credited 8 pts.
* If a QB has 200 passing yards -1 rushing(total yards – 199), he will be credited 9 pts. If he has 199 passing yards &1 rushing(total yards – 200), he will be credited 10
*This is NOT for just the first round, but the ENTIRE playoffs so once your player is out you cant pick up another you have to play a man or two or three down.

Here’s what my squad looks like…

QB – Tom Brady
RB – LT(omlinson)
RB – Fred Taylor
WR – Donald Driver
WR – Plaxico Burress
TE – Jason Witten
FLEX- Joseph Addai
K- Rob Bironas
D/ST- Tampa Bay

The first game tomorrow is @ 1:00pm EST so if yuou don’t have your roster in the comments by then it will have to be a next season thing.

sapp

22 Responses to “RETIREMENT IS FOR SAPPS…”

  1. QB – Tom Brady (Patriots)
    RB – Vernand Morency (Packers)
    RB – Shaun Alexander (Seahawks)
    WR – Micheal Spurlock (Buccaneers)
    WR – Antwaan Randle El (Redskins)
    TE – Matt Spaeth (Steelers)
    FLEX – Chris Chambers (Chargers – WR)
    KICKER – Adam Vinatieri (Colts)
    D/ST – Dallas Cowboys

    don’t laugh. I know nothing about the NFL.

  2. the_dallas says:

    Looking real good Ambassador

  3. Peter Divito says:

    ok so i didnt screw up on the rules this time:

    QB BRADY
    RB L TOMLINSON
    RB B JACOBS
    WR S HOLMES
    WR R. WAYNE
    FLEX C. PORTIS
    K CROSBY
    DEF DALLAS

  4. Peter Divito says:

    i’m out of it, forgive me

    TE MERCEDES LEWIS

    that fucker made the burgh look bad in the regular season

  5. Paul Ruppert says:

    QB – Peyton Manning (IND)
    RB – L. Tomlinson (SD)
    RB – Clinton Portis (WAS)
    WR – Randy Moss (NE)
    WR – Donald Driver (GNB)
    TE – Heath Miller (PIT)
    FLEX- Nate Burleson (SEA)
    K- Lawrence Tynes (NYG)
    D/ST- Dallas

  6. KiNGrEX says:

    QB=TOM BRADY
    RB=FRED TAYLOR
    RB=EARNEST GRAHAM
    WR=DONALD DRIVER
    WR=REGGIE WAYNE
    TE=ANTONIO GATES
    FLEX=BRANDON JACOBS
    K=NICK FOLK
    D/ST=WASHINGTON

  7. zillz says:

    peyton manning
    LT
    maurice jones drew
    marvin harrison
    donald driver
    randy moss
    antonio gates
    jason witten
    folk
    bucs

  8. MrEin says:

    Dudek – Cafu – Maldini – Cievo – R. Carlos – Seedorf – Fabregas – Sneijder – Messi – Totti – Van Persie

  9. Casey says:

    QB Favre
    RB Alexander
    RB C Portis
    WR TO
    WR Randy Moss
    TE Antonio Gates
    Flex Addai
    K L. Tynes
    D/ST Pittsburgh

  10. dubble13 says:

    It will become clear that I know not a damn thing about football from these picks, but like the Lotto says “you gotta be in it to win it!”

    QB – T. Brady (Pats)
    RB – N Davenport (Steelers)
    RB – J. Addai (Colts)
    WR – S. Bodiford (Packers)
    WR – J. Galloway (Tampa Bay)
    TE – M. Pollard (Seattle)
    FLEX – L. Tomlinson (Chargers)
    K – N. Folk (Cowboys)
    D/ST – Giants

    DubbleUP

  11. A.C. says:

    QB – Brady (NE)
    RB – R. Grant (GB)
    RB – S. Alexander (SEA)
    WR – R. Wayne (IND)
    WR – T. Owens (DAL)
    TE – A. Gates (SD)
    FLEX – B. Jacobs (NYG)
    K – Scobee (Jags)
    D/ST – Steelers

  12. Jaislayer says:

    QB- Peyton Manning (COLTS)
    RB- Fred Taylor (JAGS)
    RB- Brandon Jacobs (GIANTS)
    WR- Randy Moss (PATS)
    WR- Hines Ward (STEELERS)
    TE- Cris Cooley (REDSKINS)
    FLEX- L. Tomlinson (CHARGERS)
    K- Josh Brown (SEAHAWKS)
    D/ST- DALLAS

  13. Jaislayer says:

    That’s the wrong time up there. It’s 12:54 pm in the NYC. Peace.

  14. qb Peyton Manning
    rb Tomlinson
    wr T Owens
    wr Randy Moss
    Te Heath Miller
    Flex Brandon Jacobs
    K Redskins Kicker (dont know his name)
    d Jaguars

  15. BiggSipp says:

    QB – Peyton Manning (IND)
    RB – Fred Taylor (JAC)
    RB – Marion Barber (DAL)
    WR – Plaxico Buress (NYG)
    WR – Randy Moss (NE)
    TE – Chris Cooley (WAS)
    FLEX – LaDanian Tomlinson (SD)
    K – Mason Crosby (GB)
    D/ ST – Tampa Bay

  16. the_dallas says:

    First game isn’t until 4:30pm. So keep putting in your picks.

  17. N.O. 4 life says:

    qb – peyton manning (ind)
    rb – maurice jones drew (jac)
    rb – ladanian tomlinson (sd)
    wr – randy moss (ne)
    wr – terrell owens (dal)
    te – donald lee (gb)
    flex – shaun alexander (sea)
    d/st – giants

  18. p-city says:

    D –

    Lil late.

    How are you gonna wait until the last minute to post this??!!

    QB – Peyton Manning (Ind)
    RB – Ladanian Tomlinson (SD)
    RB – Willie Parker (Pitt)
    WR – Randy Moss (NE)
    WR – Hines Ward (Pitt)
    TE – Antonio Gates (SD)
    Flex – Clinton Portis (Was)
    K – Nick Folk (Dal)
    D/ST – New England

  19. zillz says:

    i blew my list…if allowed, exch harrison for donald driver.

  20. N.O. 4 life says:

    damn i messed up my roster i aint get a kicker…i hope i still gotta shot

  21. 40 says:

    *Held W. Sapp sackless his final year at The U*

    I gots the tape…

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