The Wheels Fall Off In Pittsburgh With No Bus…

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BTW, as usual when I do these pools some of you folks decide not to read the rules and the regulacks. Since the offending poolers are also two of my longtime supporters plus one of my XXL readers I have decided not to disqualify their teams outright but to simply remove the player from their roster that made their squads null and void.

YOU COULD NOT HAVE TWO PLAYERS ON YOUR ROSTER FROM THE SAME OFFENSE

No Brady and Randy Moss, no Manning and Harrison, no Tomlinson and Gates, no Terrell Owens and Folk. Go back and read the rules and the regulacks. At least y’all ain’t the type of negroes to give me any shit for this.

Let’s tally up Pittsburgh’s players as well as the Redskins since these cats are on vacay now…

Pittsburgh
N. Davenport – 48yds overall = 4pts, 2TD = 12pts / Total = 16pts
H. Miller – 85yds overall = 8pts, 1TD = 6pts / Total = 14pts
H. Ward – 135yds overall / Total = 13pts
S. Holmes – 49yds overall = 4pts, 1TD = 6pts / Total = 10pts
M. Spaeth – Total – 0pts
W. Parker – Total – 0pts
DEFENSE – 2INT = 2pts / Total = 2pts

Washington
C. Portis – 80yds overall = 8pts / Total = 8pts
A. Randle El – 96yds overall = 9pts, 1TD = 6pts / Total = 15pts
C. Cooley – 46yds overall = 4pts / Total = 4pts
S. Suisham – 2XP = 2pts / Total = 2pts
DEFENSE – 2INT = 2pts / Total = 2pts

The Seahawks and Jag players live on to fight another Sunday at least…

Seattle
S. Alexander – 45yds overall = 4pts / Total = 4pts
N. Burleson – 64yds overall = 6pts / Total = 6pts
M. Pollard – Total = 0pts
J. Brown – 2FG = 6pts, 3XP = 3pts / Total = 9pts

Jacksonville
F. Taylor – 50yds overall = 5pts, 1TD = 6pts / Total = 11pts
M. Jones-Drew – 72yds overall = 7pts, 2 TD = 12pts / Total = 19pts
M. Lewis – 16yds overall = 1pt / Total = 1pt
J. Scobee – 1FG = 3pts, 4XP = 4pts / Total = 7pts
DEFENSE – 3INT = 3pts, 1TD = 6pts / Total = 9pts

*I’ll do the totals for this weekend during the week unless one of you poolers is feeling ambitious.

7 Responses to “The Wheels Fall Off In Pittsburgh With No Bus…”

  1. Redd says:

    whats funny is that the fans here in the burgh are to loyal to admit to Ben Tossmyberger’s inaccuracy. SMH those niggas dont deserve any championship this year unless its in the special olympics.

  2. I’m not quite sure how the pointage works, but if you hit me up with the totals all laid out like that for today’s games, I can figure out everyone’s standings in the pool, no problem.

  3. the_dallas says:

    Ambassador, good look’n out. Its no problem though since theres only a handful of us playing this pool.

  4. p-city says:

    Rules?

    We don’t need no stinkin’ rules!

  5. the_dallas says:

    P,
    You might still win too with half a squad

  6. A.C. says:

    Mr. Penn, please don’t forget to add points for sacks and fumble recoveries!

  7. the_dallas says:

    A.C., do me a solid and plug in the numbers I forgot to add.

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