TOM BRADY: The G.O.A.T. Black Quarterback…

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If TONI MORRISON can get away with calling BILL CLINTON our first Black president because he…

  • 1. Grew up poor
  • 2. Smoked weed
  • 3. Played a saxophone
  • 4. Stepped out on his ol’ lady
  • 5. Did I say he smoked weed?
  • 6. Called OBAAMA “my nigga” in public

    • then I can apply the same principles to the New England Patriots QB TOM BRADY…

    brady

  • 1. Rocks Nike Air Force 1’s
  • 2. Has a B.M. (that’s a baby mama)
  • 3. Best friend definitely smokes weed
  • 4. Only effs with supermodels
  • 5. Stays winning in sports

    • Somebody is gonna have to send DOUG WILLIAMS a ‘Ho Sit Down’ e-mail…

    brady

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    16 Responses to “TOM BRADY: The G.O.A.T. Black Quarterback…”

    1. Peter Divito says:
      February 3, 2008 at 5:23 pm

      no wayyyyyyyyyyy! tom brady is corny as hell. you ever see that weird ass face he makes when he smiles? looks like he has autism or somethin’ !those supermodels he fucks with have NO ass. his baby mama is the trophy wife from lord of war. chick is like 54 years old now.

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    2. Dart_Adams says:
      February 3, 2008 at 6:25 pm

      I would agree…except for the fact he’s a Republican. The brothers on the team LOVE homie, though. Dude’s even an underground Hip Hop head. How weird is that?

      55 minutes and counting…

      One.

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    3. Encyclopedia Black says:
      February 3, 2008 at 7:17 pm

      No dice. Fuck Tom Brady.

      Sincerely,

      A Bitter Raiders Fan

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    4. Dart_Adams says:
      February 3, 2008 at 11:17 pm

      FUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! © Dart Adams

      I might not be posting anywhere for a while. Plus, my MySpace page has mysteriously disappeared yesterday. Bad omen.

      One.

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    5. Candice says:
      February 3, 2008 at 11:19 pm

      F*CK TOM BRADY. THE NEW YORK FOOTBALL GIANTS ARE THE CHAMPIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    6. Encyclopedia Black says:
      February 3, 2008 at 11:58 pm

      What underground hip hop does Tom Brady like?

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    7. Sangano says:
      February 4, 2008 at 12:35 am

      An ELI MANNING DROP IS VERRRRRYYYY NEEEEECCCEEESSAAARRYYYY!!!

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    8. the_dallas says:
      February 4, 2008 at 1:26 am

      ^ not on my page

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    9. Robbie says:
      February 4, 2008 at 4:54 am

      He fucks with Esoteric, Apathy and Copywrite.

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    10. Robbie says:
      February 4, 2008 at 4:55 am

      But his main shit is John Cena, natch.

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    11. Sangano says:
      February 4, 2008 at 9:33 am

      lol

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    12. Dart_Adams says:
      February 4, 2008 at 9:41 am

      @ Encyclopedia BlacK:

      He rocks the Def Jux/Weathermen shit like El-P, Cage, Akrobatik, Mr. Lif. Mos Def, Talib Kweli, aand he’s up on a lot of joints you wouldn’t expect him to like. Too bad this season turned out to be such a goddamn bust.

      One.

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    13. Amadeo says:
      February 4, 2008 at 10:12 am

      You just made white cry…

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    14. Vee says:
      February 4, 2008 at 1:08 pm

      Funny.
      I’m not mad at Brady, he’s a proven winner and he can take a hit.
      How many times did he get dropped in XLII??

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    15. master cheef says:
      February 4, 2008 at 1:13 pm

      since when do blacks only date supermodels?

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    16. Encyclopedia Black says:
      February 4, 2008 at 6:49 pm

      @ Dart Adams:

      Thanks. Was it because of that Perceptionists’ song “The Razor” or whatever it was called?

      Reply

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