I hate it when I go through the trouble of bathing and coming up from my mother’s basement to go into Manhattan to hang at a club and I don’t get in. It makes me reconsider what the fuck I’m doing with my life at that moment. First of all, why did I even leave my house? My mom’s basement is warm and comfortable, plus the DSL connection lets me download my illegal music and pr0n at a lightning fast speed.
Why would I want to be in a club anyhoo? Rubbed up against girls that are young enough to be my daughter, let alone my side order. Furthermore, these broads are broke. Who needs this shit called going to the club. The real party is popping off in front of the club. That is where you find the people that are being let in to the party and those of us who don’t have that level of access. I’m here to tell you that the sidewalk in front of the club is the jumpoff.
In New York City the nightclubs rarely have parking lots accessible to the club entrances because almost none of the really cool kids in NYC own cars. Seriously, try paying a car note and insurance along with $1500 monthly rent. So instead of parking lot pimping, we here in NYC like to call it sidewalk pimping. And who do you think holds down the pavement in front of NYC’s hotspots better than the iNTERNETS CELEBRITIES? No one should be the answer you check off.
Chea!
Sidewalk Pimping was shot and edited by Terrence Elenteny
I’m like kinda upset I wasn’t called on this project….
Dallas,
I love the bit at 1.35 when those girls don’t know how to react. They clearly didn’t realise they were dealing with an internet celebrity!
Chea!
Dan
Man, we went down to Canal Room two weekends ago and it was so effin cold outside that we stood out there in the line for a second before giving up.
I can’t see this vid now cuz I’m at the jobby job so I’ll peep it when I get home.
“Contact my agency” hahahahaha. IC’s do it again!
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