They Might Be Giants…

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While the rest of New York City is giddy over the Super Bowl victory of the New JERSEY Giants I find myself a bit melancholy. Being a Dallas Cowboys fan in this town is never fun even when we are on top of the world, plus I wanted to see New England establish a new benchmark for NFL greatness. I’m tired of hearing about the Pittsburgh Steelers of the 1970s being the greatest NFL dynasty. A Patriots win would have wiped that notion away.

Alas I find myself in a sea of red and blue for the next year until my Cowboys can return to glory. I dedicate this drop to CANDICE and to all of you fans of the team from the stinking Meadowlands.

all pics courtesy of DP Dot Commenter Rob-A

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Baby Longneck – MVP

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My favorite Giant through all of this has been Grandma Giant.

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Spotting the accountants downtown is pretty easy. These dudes know better than to shred any paper before April 15th.

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How easy would it be to just put the ‘J’ next to the ‘N’? For chissakes, the Giants have been playing New Jersey since the 1970’s!

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Someone has waaaaay too much time on their hands.

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Several fans requested to fingerbang Baby Longneck. One cheeky fan even wanted permission to fist him.

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When he promised to fingerbang several fans, the crowd roared its approval.

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How tough is this guy? He’s looking to take on TWO fingers.

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“Hey boys! Up here. You can fingerbang me. My boss is doing it right now!”

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Little Timmy wistfully awaits the day when he too can be fingerbanged by his heroes.

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^^^ Word to Aqua Teen Hunger Force.

12 Responses to “They Might Be Giants…”

  1. Dart_Adams says:

    Ouch to the last picture. Ouch to the statement below it. But I smile whenever I think of the Knicks…then sneer again when I think of the Mets. Yeah, that’s right! I ain’t even concerned about the Yankees…NEVER thought I’d say that.

    One.

  2. Candice says:

    Awww….thanks for the love for the New York Football Giants. Only a New York team would play in another state and not rep for them. That’s NYC arrogance at it’s finest.

    And yeah…sorry Dart…Boston does indeed SUCK.

  3. Big Rils says:

    Damn Candice, no need to be so cold about it. At least Boston still has the Celtics.

  4. Maxine says:

    Um. My homegirl who is from Pittsburgh just sent this to me:

    “Tell your boy Dallas to stop talking out the side of his mouth about the Steelers and stick to wiping Terrell Owens tears. The burgh is watchin and T.O. needs a tissue.”

    Um. message passed. Thank you and goodnight.

  5. the_dallas says:

    ^ Does it figure that Pittsburgh would have cowardly fans that need people to fight their battles for them?

    Maxine, tell your homegirl that even though I don’t fuxxx with the Steelers too tough I still have love for the Pittsburgh ladies. There’s something sexy about a woman whose chest hair runs down to her vagina and up through her behind to her scalp. Grrrrrr!

  6. Maxine says:

    Ay. Shots fired.

  7. Amadeo says:

    Damn the Steelers….I said it. Congratulations to Eli Manning who for the first time had a facial expression like a real boy. Word to Jiminey Cricket.

  8. Candice says:

    Pardon my rudeness towards Beantown. Nothing against the city personally.

    I am just slightly perturbed over the 2 million people that gave us no chance to win the Superbowl, the nonstop hype over the 18-0 season, the anticpated release of the book all about the undefeated season and the advanced ticket sales for their post Superbowl victory party.

    And I am still harboring past resentment from the Red Sox. 🙂

  9. the_dallas says:

    Shots fired with love Max, shots fired with love.

  10. Sangano says:

    dALLAS u STAY ON THAT, “hE SAYS wHAT I tHINK sHIT” ….BABAy lONG nECK….cLAAASIK

  11. Tony says:

    Nice photo essay. I REFUSE to be fingerbanged by anybody but that Gissele broad.

    NO HOMO!

  12. lola gets says:

    This is just wrong!

    “There’s something sexy about a woman whose chest hair runs down to her vagina and up through her behind to her scalp. ”

    Made me burst out laughing at the damn library! Dammit!

    And theres nothing wrong with a little fingerbanging, nuthin at all.
    hehe

    L

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