The Association: Prodigal Son Triumphant…

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I hope that Chinese whorehouses have plenty of K-Y jelly on hand because KOBE is going in hard this summer[ll].

You knew this was going to happen. Let’s just say that NO ONE in the Association wants it more than this guy. And by that I mean the LARRY O’BRIEN trophy. He’s going to get it too.

Check out Nerditry’s coverage of the NBA playoffs so far.

10 Responses to “The Association: Prodigal Son Triumphant…”

  1. Dart_Adams says:

    I can’t wait to see who wins the New Orleans Hornets/LA Lakers Western Conference Finals. Once the Celts smack those fools in the NBA Finals we can have a nice ass summer in Boston.

    One.

  2. 40 says:

    Dart, as much as I love KG I don’t think its happening. You might make it to the Finals but considering the sub-.500 Hawks took you to 7 I don’t know. I will say this about the C’s, that team’s success is more veteran leadership than Doc’s coaching. Also Sugar Ray Allen Shuttlesworth can’t D for shit. This will become more evident as the playoffs progress and will be exposed in the Finals especially if Phil Jax makes it back with Anakin Skywalker-Bryant.

    Plus Boston sports still owes karma for Spygate!!! LOL.

    But even with all that said I’d still love to see KG have his moment with the trophy in his hand. I think it would rival Bill Russell’s speechless moment, and Jordan’s win after losing his pops. KG is one of my all time faves and the clip below is one of the reasons why.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ef-f7EeDpYI

    (I get emotional just thinking about it)

  3. Dart_Adams says:

    40 says:

    Dart, as much as I love KG I don’t think its happening. You might make it to the Finals but considering the sub-.500 Hawks took you to 7 I don’t know. I will say this about the C’s, that team’s success is more veteran leadership than Doc’s coaching. Also Sugar Ray Allen Shuttlesworth can’t D for shit. This will become more evident as the playoffs progress and will be exposed in the Finals especially if Phil Jax makes it back with Anakin Skywalker-Bryant.

    Dart says:

    The Hawks were a much tougher matchup for the C’s with their length, lateral quickness and athleticism. Add to that Josh Smith and Joe Johnson playing like world beaters in Atlanta. The Cavs don’t prevent anywhere near the same type of problems. The Celts had trouble against the Wizards because of what? Matchup issues. The Cvs did the C’s a favor by eliminating them. The Celtics should dispose of the Cavs in 5 or 6.

    The Pistons are even more even of a matchup for the Celtics. Need I remind you that Ray Ray held Kobe in check in Boston DOLO. Check the tapes!

    All karma from Spygate was paid off with that Super Bowl loss. Trust me.

    One.

  4. FaTBoY says:

    A couple of years ago err body was ready to lynch Kobe.

    Now since the Lakers have a chance to win a championship he’s loved again.

  5. I think he’s being loved because he appears to have stopped being a selfish ass…kinda like Jordan before he got his rings.

  6. Vee says:

    ^Fatboy, that’s just media love-hate (win some games) and maybe we will forgive you style.

    People know Darth Kobe for who he is. A relentless competitor. He wants to win.

  7. FaTBoY says:

    Damn, that nigga did bounce back though.

    I mean from hitting the receptionist/maid in the butt raw dogg…

    To Settling out of court with the receptionist/maid….

    To snitching on Shaq….

    To crying about wanting to leave L.A

    To becoming MVP.

    He should get the been through hell and back award.

  8. Zilla Rocca says:

    People will forever hate Kobe, point blank period. I don’t blame them, but on the real dude shoud have at least 2 MVP’s by now. I’m hearing people say, “Well he can’t win a title without Shaq” or “He got the MVP cause the Lakers got Gasol.” No one EVER won a title by themself, not Bill Russell, not Jordan, not Tim Duncan. And I think Kobe was more MVP-worthy when he was dropping 35/game and taking a Lakers team to the playoffs that started SMUSH PARKER!

  9. the_dallas says:

    Son’t h8 Smush. That’s my nigga.

  10. N.O. in my blood says:

    new orleans beats kobe and friends in an a upset series in 5

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