POLITRICKS 2008: Fanboys Unite…

what if conan

The BARACK OBAAMA fanboy frenzy is still at a fever pitch a full week after the elections. What is spurring everyone’s interest has been the tidbits of TMI that are being leaked through the mainstream media. Did you know BARACK OBAAMA was left handed and loves to eat his morning cereal wearing his boxer shorts and his shoes?

There is some stuff that is better left unknown, not to save the president elect from any embarrassment, but rather to save the electorate (me) from banality and boredom. Did you know he worked at a Baskin-Robbins as a teenager and now he can’t stand the taste of ice cream? That’s prA’li because he was one of those plucky kids that put a little extra cream into one of those containers. I worked at a Kentucky Fried Chicken as a teenager and for about fifteen years afterwards I hadn’t eaten any KFC.*

Sidenote: When in Barbados last month I had the reederkulous KFC jones. And it was good.

The Brit rag Telegraph has posted online the fifty (50) things about BARACK OBAAMA that we may not know. What that drop should have been titled is the 50 Facts About Barack Obaama That You Know Because We Are Telling You.

Barack Obama: The 50 facts you might not know

Wow, and here it was I thought BARACK OBAAMA was an elitist. It says there that all his friends in Indonesia are street urchins. Just like sea urchins, except dirtier because of the street. Hey, what do you know? The president elect is an everyfan nerdboy who even collects Spider-Man and Conan the Barbarian comics. Hmmm, that’s a weird grouping, but whatever is clever. I guess he’s excited that Marvel will be revisiting the Conan character in their feature films.

Who do you think BARACK OBAAMA preferred as a Conan artist?

JOHN BUSCEMA? Or BARRY WINDSOR-SMITH?

Ha. As if…

5 Responses to “POLITRICKS 2008: Fanboys Unite…”

  1. inf says:

    I don’t know, but that Bill Sienkiewicz cover up there is making me wanna hit ebay, stat.

    Viva Obama!

  2. Amadeo says:

    See…people who have bills love Spiderman.

  3. Smear says:

    I worked at a Kentucky Fried Chicken as a teenager and for about fifteen years afterwards I hadn’t eaten any KFC.*
    ^^^
    true, used to put some nasty shit in those fryers…. but then we’d get lit and chow down anyways. smh
    Lol@ suge knight sueing kanye for getting shot…. the fuckery never stops

  4. Sammy says:

    whoa, hold up, I JUST bought that what if YESTERDAY!!

    And it’s Windsor Smith because he IS the best.

  5. ovid bowsprit says:

    Barry Smith…look up Conan #1-12. Nothing better…check out the Snow Giant’s daughter (#8 I think)

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