I saw Star Trek 2009 with Chocolate Snowflake last night. The movie was excellent Hollywood fanfare deserving of the hype and praise being lavished upon it. I’ve decided to rename the flick ‘U.S.S. Enterprise: Origins’ since that is essentially what the story acts as. J.J. ABRAMS did a masterful job of incorporating the favorite fanboy elements with a new flavor for the folks that might not have been too familiar with the classic O.G. television program.
Combat Jack has a review posted on his site that I thoroughly co-sign so I won’t waste your time by duplicating tasks. Instead I will use what is left of my fried green tomato brain cells to discuss some of the upcoming blockbuster films being released in the next few weeks.
The Terminator franchise gets back to fighting off the techno dystopia with Batman’s CHRISTIAN BALE cast as the always under duress John Connor.
While the Transformer franchise is sure to have the most explosions of any film this summer with their Rise of the Fallen sequel (this flick is my 4-star sleeper, but I’m also admittedly biased)
Land Of The Lost starring WILL FERRELL looks to have some laughs for the whole family. DANNY McBRIDE along for the ride can’t hurt this film.
Night At The Museum brings back the original cast for more faux-historical hijinks. I think I will pass on this one since Blacks are always omitted from the historical context. Pasty skinned Egyptians? Stiller please?!?
I won’t see Harry Potter because that shit is gheyer than a bag of dildos at the bus terminal bathroom.
G.I. Joe will challenge the Transformers sequel for explosions in a feature film. The CGI for this is looking reee-derky. I have to see this film but it might end up being a PU~.
I’m considering the remake of ‘Taking Of Pelham 1,2,3’ because I like the work that DENZEL and TRAVOLTA have produced over the course of their careers. I have to wait for C.S. to have the OG movie NetFlix’d to her crib for a preview screening.
Now in the meantime and in between time I will try to cook up something retarded from my filmmaking adventuers…
Which one of these pics says that I have truly lost my mind? I’m digging the last one.
Literally!
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
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word to Harry Potter being gay. you the man dallas
Have you seen this?
http://www.newsweek.com/id/195414
It was funnier when you did it.
^ Thx, yeah that Newsweek article blows.
dude,
catch the OG pelham movie on HULU.
i watched it months ago. should still be there…..
the OG pelham was a great flick
no feelings on Up?
Don’t know if it’s still on Hulu, but Bob is otherwise correct about the OG Pelham. Excellent.
this is the BEST movie sumbody 25-30… transformers, gi joe, startrek, wolverine…. OMG I almost feel the need 2 go watch them in my jammies, and bring a big bowl of cereal!
Check this out and tell me what you think!!
NEW ARTIST!!! J VILL – LEGOS [CDQ/DIRTY/NODJ] BANGER!!!
http://www.zshare.net/audio/59853318da2b1a8e/
Terminator will be the bizness!
You know I love anything JJ Abrams because I am a LOST junkie. He is the troof!
Are you catching Fringe on TV? If not, you need to kick yourself right now. It’s like Star Trek meets X-Files.
Everyone is saying that Breaking Bad is the joint.
Damn, maybe I need to get me a TV?
DP, here’s an image that kills!
Hulk Smash!
http://titsian.tumblr.com/post/104532670
(Note, it is NOT SAFE FOR WORK!!)
I didn’t even know there was gonne be a gi joe movie. It still gets to me that no one really picks up on GI Joe being a really negative thing, I mean, Goverment Issue + Average Joe = untrained cannon fodder that certianly in the WW2 context didnt CHOOSE to be involved in the war.
VEe,
That was the greatest action figure pic of all time. Hulk is def gonna smash and I ain’t mad at him.
I’m nervous about G.I. Joe – Ray Park as Snake Eyes is a good move…but how could I not be nervous….then again how could U.S. military on steroids vs. terrorism not come out in movie form now?
That Vision action figure is hard body