For his overall size [ll] DENNIS RODMAN was one of the best players in the league. His singular defensive focus and uncanny knack for securing rebounds should have him voted into the Hall Of Fame. The thing that hurts RODMAN’s chances are all those times that he fuxed with his hair. RON ARTEST is slowly becoming the new millennial DENNIS RODMAN except ARTEST still doesn’t have a championship. DENNIS has a handful. As soon as RON RON gets his ring he will enter the circle of NBA Wig Owners.
But for now he has shown promise, like the TRU WARIER design he wore while in Indiana. ARTEST shows us that despite poor spelling we knew exactly what he was trying to say. Who’s the fool?
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Sac-Town signage Just in case he forgot what shitty shitburg the Pacers shipped him off to RonRon had his squad’s named laced into his scalp. But without Bibby in the backcourt any longer the Kings were more like the serfs. |
Houston was the next stop for the RON ARTEST hair show. The Rockets were buzzing with the notion of TRACY McGRADY, YAO MING, SHANE BATTIER and RON ARTEST all on the floor at the same time. Unfortunately that moment only occurred for 10 minutes in a pre-season game.
Artest: I can get you a haircut for halfprice?
Kobe: Nah man, I’m good.
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Hi, my name is Ron To shore up their defense (read: to give fits to CARMELO ANTHONY) the Lakers acquired ARTEST from the Rockets. Lakers coach PHIL JACKSON had dealt with the eccentric DENNIS RODMAN previously so most people assumed he could figure out the enigmatic RON ARTEST. |
After finishing the first half of the season looking like the bee’s knees (except for their Cleveland matchups) the Lakers have come back down to Earth. To hopefully spark(yes LISA LESLIE) his teammates ARTEST added a new wrinkle to his wigscape – hairdye. This was a wigbrushing technique that was mastered by RODMAN since his days in Detroit.
The Lakers’ skid hasn’t ended yet, but the road to Wig Ownership for RON ARTEST has only just begun. He’s a got a lot of ‘chips to win and boards to grab if he wants to equal the NBA’s Wig Brushing/Owning G.O.A.T., but I won’t count RON ARTEST out.
Come to think of it, just wait until ARTEST plays for the Clippers?
Peace to Yahoo’s NBA super-blogger TREY KERBY
the stars are in allignment….Wesley Snipes is back on the scene…..
and it was his character in the “Demolition Man” that inspired the funny hair look that Rodman rocked in San Antonio…..
and now that Wes. is on the big screen again….Artest is acting like…….like….
I’ll let Gary Payton sum it all up….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qYpB6J5-fm8
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for the young’uns
http://www.everyjoe.com/nbaobsessed/files/2009/01/shaq-nc-afpphotos119099-bkn-lakers-suns-kid.jpg
if you didn’t get it..laugh now, and figure the shit out when you get home
Ron still comes off to me like only half crazy. All the hometown pre/post-game show interviews & what not, I’m convinced that he’s definitely not 5150, like his talented, yet “yes homo” predecessor. @ the most, dudes a solid 2575, though.
& he’ll never get back those brownie points for mispelling “warrior”. Although he does seem like a z’s instead of s’s & niqqa/nucca type guy, so yeah.
@getthesenets
what the fuck was jason going do besides get shaq mad hahahahah
also i had to listen to that gary payton joint twice. i didn’t know he was double country he turned a whole sentence into three words that is something else.
“dennis rodman’s little brother”
🙂
get-
Kidd looks the he’s wearing the bald headed version of a Sammy Sosa mask.
“if you didn’t get it..laugh now, and figure the shit out when you get home”
^^^Reggie Noble deserves way more respect in this (c)rap game.
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destroying him
hahaha
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Artest is loony….. bellevue……7:30…
Shaq Fu Young looks like he’s ready to penetrate the D.
^^^Just as long as we can agree that Rodman is Arkham Asylum, then I’ll give Ron Ron Bellvue.
“Shaq Fu Young looks like he’s ready to penetrate the D.”
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only thing worse than kobe’s adidas signature shoe was the “bright yellow” version…..which he has on in the all star locker clip
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Shaq STAYED henny’d up that all star game….I have the game on tape… they asked him questions on the bench…and he had the henessy speech…(another artest connection)
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TG..
i never felt Rodman was crazy…..to me it was an act…..when he played in Detroit he didn’t do any of that stuff….
he has a famous quote about how he averaged x amount of rebounds and made y amount of dollars….. dyed his hair averaged the same x amount of rebounds and made 3y dollars…I blame/credit madonna
So you’re telling me the Rodman was getting his thespian on, but Ron Ron is certifiable? C’mon man. Ron is on tape right now talking about how he’s losing weight to improve his game, practicing with Kobe, very coherent. Hell, he even admitted to getting drunk. Rodman got married in a wedding dress…TO HIMSELF!
I don’t blame Madge, I blame lack of folic acid as a embryo.
& wasn’t Rodman in Detroit when he snuffed that photog’s ball bag?
TG..
Rodman was a bull when he kicked the camera guy in the shin…….now I’ll tell you who WAS loony on that version of the bulls..Bison Dele(rip)…
that cameraman was on that bulls-hit, I’ve seen better acting in those Nigerian nollywood movies…but he was smart to sue..
I’ll tell you what…if I get kicked by a man worth so much dough, I’m peeing myself. Mental anguish, right off the bat.
Dele…don’t remember him. How did he pass?
dele used to be called brian williams…played at maryland… left there…played at arizona.. got into nba …different breed of dude…sort of like gilbert arenas…
left nba for personal reasons…ran with the bulls in spain(yeah….that running through narrow streets chased by real bulls.THAT running of the bulls)
came back to the league as bison dele …..won ring with the bulls against utah…punked karl malone in the process….during the off season….his brother killed him when they were out at sea….somewhere far away…
ricky williams of the dolphins reminds me of him in some ways….just tuned into a different frequency than other people…
I was just reading an article about Dele. His brother ended up merc’king himself when the walls closed in.
I won’t call those dudes crazy at all. What was my dudes name who wouldn’t stand for the pledge? He got run out of the league for that. Mahmoud Raouf? I think he was Chris Mills before he changed his name.
Since I’m on the mac I should prA’li Google that but I’m trying to write four (4) drops for the page tomorrow. I didn’t even watch the LakeShow 2nite because I’m listening to mixtapes.
Anyone want to shoot me in the face?
Abdul raouf put his money where his mouth was….he knew there were gonna be repurcussions to his stance..he did it anyway..not THAT’S gangster.
he was chris jackson…..he was the man at lsu a real beast…..average sized guy dominating…
N-o-w THAT’s gangster is what I meant to write…
dude got blackballed out of the league…and his numbers were elite….
he also overcame tourrette’s syndrome.. to play organized sports and make it to the college ball and then the pros…read an SI article about him when I was in high school..
there’s a documentary about him that examines the entire ordeal and aftermath..airs on doc channel ever few months..
Yes, yes Chris Jackson. Remember when Denver popped off on Seattle that year? The 8 seed smashed the 1. Crazy.
Raouf still played with Tourettes. I used to remember he would have ticks while he dribbled upcourt. Where is dude now?
I remember Brian Williams. He prA’li started going through changes around the time I started smelling behind girls ears with my tongue extra hardbody. (damn, extra points for like 3 DPisms in 1 sentence) ‘Tang’ll take your mind away from all things not ‘tang.
Yeah, I always respected Jackson for (not) standing up for what he believed in.
Dude killed his own brother, then himself? Wow. I know a family of 3 brothers, all three commited suicide by hanging themselves. A couple of years apart. Just like their father did. People underestimate the unknown trenches of the human mind.
Speaking of which, AI is catching L’s right now. More than he ever caught in The Association.
yeah…he overcame that (literal) handicap..how he could play organized sports with TS is amazing……I forgot that he was on that denver team…I only remember that george karl was the first coach to lose to an 8….and that mutombo on the ground was the final shot .
I wouldn’t be surprised is Raouf is still playing somewhere…..I think at the tail end of the doc. he was in europe or asia playing somewhere…his stats in the nba were beastly…
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AI is gonna find out what his homie Mike Vick found out…..
brand nubian rapped about it on “Don’t let it go to your head”
everybody’s around when your star is on top/
nobody’s around when the star starts to drop/
AI may have to play ball in the Puerto Rican league to work off his debt. let’s see if the law comes after Ben RAPElisberger
Ben lawyered up quick. No talking to the media, no statements, nada.
We see this shit too much. He probably got a little aggressive, & honey saw dollar signs. Plus, them ‘roids affect your sex drive. *rimshot*
Whatever happened to that chick who said Nowitski got her pregnant?
LOve this post.
What happened to Big Ben? Huhhh? I didn’t hear anything about that in the news? There’s no 24-hour around the clock big news cycle about the SuperBowl winning QB. So there’s no news story. It’s a non-issue, now back to more on Tiger Woods and what he means to the fabric of this nation’s moral core.
VeE,
I got a drop on Big Ben rolling out @ 05:50