Faithful reader and friend of the website DEE DEE JONES has been trying to prove to me that Brit broads are way more gully than American chicks and male rappers for that matter. Now I admit that Euro broads in general have a certain air of gulliness, but I think that is due to the fact that these ladies don’t shower every single day. I mean. no matter how gangster some broad from Brixton thinks she is, there is always a Palestinian shorty that can blow her away (quite literally too).
The three stories that DEE DEE points me to are all crime related and they all have a woman playing a central part in the gulliness. Let’s play along with her and examine the evidence. You folks should already know how to click the shaded text to open the link to the story. If you don’t please shut off your computer and stick your head in your oven.
The first story is about a bank heist in Kent, a suburb of London. The robbers netted the incredible sum of 125M in British pounds. The equivalent amount in U.S. dollars is about $250M. The main players were two middle-aged used car salesmen and a 39 year old lady. They kidnapped a family and pistol whipped some security guards for good measure before Scotland Yard put the kibosh on all their fun. The sheer amount of the heist gives this caper a maximum gully rating even though the thieves were nabbed.
The second story is about some drug smugglers in England that have been dubbed the ‘Bling Bling Gang‘ because of their propensity to spend their ill-gotten gains on all sorts of luxury items. I guess it is as equally hard to file a W-2 for crack profits overseas as it is stateside. Its also interesting to see that crack cocaine is still really flourishing overseas as a business venture. The gang was rumored to be taking in 300M pounds annually. Give the English credit though for being progressive degenerates. Women played central roles in this gang as administrators and they were given sentences as harsh as the mens were. Like most other trends the Europeans have borrowed from the states and subsequently regurgitate back to the U.S. I think I can foresee a more powerful narcotic coming from England. After consuming it the user immediately walks into his parents bedroom and shoots his father, then rapes and strangles his mother. Oedipal Crack.
The final news piece relates to your boy KANGAY’s U.K. tour in which two security guards were clapped up, and I don’t mean applause either. Right now a man and a woman are being held in police custody as suspects. This is how I know that Brit broads are slow. Doesn’t that chick realize that Mr.WEST is gay?!?
Is this gulliness or a celebration of stupidity
Don’t forget about Ms. Dynamite, who slapped a cop and Javine Hylton who just got hit for drunk driving.
SHUT THE FUCK UP, DC KEEPS IT GULLY