Dallas Puts The Heat On Ice…

Haha. It appears some bandwagon Heat fan has taken umbrage with the Miami meltdown and tossed their limited edition LeBron James kicks into the round file. Unfortunately for Miami it was the only thing related to LeBron James last niight that went INTO a basket.

LeBron didn’t have a poor shooting line, altho’ he made most of his shots in the 1st half. James was quiet in the final period. The real controversy brewing in Miami however isn’t even about James lackluster late game playoff performances, but the fact that he has six(6) toes on his right foot.

So the question I have is how many toes does LeBroad James need to have on his feet just to hit a clutch basket in an elimination playoff game?

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4 Responses to “Dallas Puts The Heat On Ice…”

  1. Edwin Moses Style says:

    Bravo. Miami bandwagon humpers was beyond asinine, never mind that I have no use at all for Lebron, who strikes me as kind of d-u-m-b beyond everything else– not that he was ever given much chance for an education, rather than mere enrichment.

    Q: How many toes did Marcus Canby have? Charles Smith?

  2. puerto-black says:

    GO KNICKS!!

  3. abstrizzle says:

    it would be hilarious if the heat won next year.

  4. El Gringo Colombiano says:

    ^ would be ironic if there was the work stoppage, then the Heat win a short season, then the Cabron James Haters say “it’s not a real title, it’s an asterick”.

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