For the uninitiated, whenever the staff at the website runs out of material (code for being lazy) we run a feature called the BeYONCE Factor. The underlying premise of the BeYONCE Factor is that BeYONCE KNOWLES is the paradigm of womanhood. Points are issued to a person that possesses some of the qualities that Ms. BeYONCE embodies. The highest score that we generally give for successfully completing one factor is 100 points. All that any woman could hope to achieve in her life would be a par rating with the bronze goddess. Some have come close, but no one yet has equaled her bootyliciousness.
Today’s B.F. features one of America’s top models, TYRA BANKS. I can personally attest to pleasuring myself with a Victoria’s Secret catalog while I spent the weekend at my grandmother’s house in Rhode Island. I was supposed to be taking a masturbation break but the pressure became too intense. If not for that lingerie catalog, I would have had to use the latest copy of Newsweek which I believe had an article on foxy septuagenarian FLORENCE HENDERSON. The advantage TYRA BANKS brings into the Factor is the fact that she has two (2) programs on network television. The first show, ‘America’s Next Top Model,’ is responsible for reinforcing unrealistic beauty ideals for young girls. The second show, incredibly named ‘The TYRA BANKS Show,’ will allow all of the young ladies who are emotionally broken from ANTM a space to cry and describe their therapy.
How has TYRA managed to parlay a catalog model career into this whirlwind of show business? I attribute it to her extremely large forehead and cranium. She is like the brain, from that cartoon ‘Pinky and the Brain‘. So let’s see how the brain TYRA BANKS rates on this episode of the BeYONCE Factor…
1) Can you say her name – 50 points (TYRA requires an ‘eesha’ or ‘awna’ suffix for maximum score)
2) Can she pay her bills – 100 points (how in the world is she going to spend all her money eating wheat thins and bean sprouts?)
3) Is she a survivor – 50 points (how hot would it be if she were voted off of her OWN show?!?)
4) Baby boy – 50 points (TYRA is from Compton so we have to give her the benefit of the doubt)
5) Cater to you – 0 points (TYRA is ordering in!)
6) Dangerously in love – 25 points (what happened with CHRIS WEBBER? ANFERNEE HARDAWAY??)
7) Bootylicious – 25 points (TYRA is all ta-ta)
TYRA BANKS’ BeYONCE FACTOR totals = 300 points
Dammmmmmn! TYRA can’t even hold Ms.B’s jockstrap.
Amen to that Dallas!!! She can’t touch Beyonce!!! And who sat in the board room and approved this show. I guess they figured since ANTM did so well so will this talk show. I disagree!!! There’s something about her that doesn’t rub me right. But maybe I’m wrong and I won’t throw any hate at her – gotta give everyone a chance. – Pies
wuts up with this lol
actually I’m an asian man who looks up to these two beautiful and gorgeous black women .They’re beautiful, talented and they’re simply flawless.
I think they are uncomparable because they are both equally gifted.
And whenever i think of them,they always inspire me to do best at all things in life and to appreciate ourselves.I love you girls.world peace!!
Hi personaly i think they are both hot but in there own ways because there are days i see tyra and then i see beyonce and one day i think beyonce’s hotter then i think about it then the next day tyras hotter then the next day they are a tie then the next day it starts all over again.
these are all the women i love so much
Beyonce knowles, Britney spears, Ashanti, kelly rowland, Halle berry, Michelle williams( not the actress or whatevea she is but michelle the gospel singer aka destiny’s child michelle shes fine!), J.lo, mariah carey, Eva longoria, Jessica alba, missy elliot, tyra banks, Aaliyah (when she was on earth), christina millian, jessica simpson, mary j blige is kind of sexy, scarlet johanson.
the show was good tyra all ways does a good job on her show
I WATCH THE TYARA BANKS SHOW ON FRIDAY NIGHT SEPTEMBER 23,2006, AND FOUND IT TO VERY INTERESTING. I WOULD LOVE FOR MY GRANDDAUGHTERS TO BE ABLE TO WATCH MS. BANKS SHOW, BUT THE TIME SHE IS ON TELEVISON IS EITHER TO EARLY OR TO LATE. SHE IS VERY GOOD FOR THE YOUNG LADIES OF TODAY’S WORLD.
Only I want to say ,peoples’ We have to Congrats all this Two Black women Instead of Said one is better than other all of them
they have got gift and they are helped the community so please Lets Supports them, I love all them.
Lucy from South Africa.
And another things to the world no one is better than others as longer god give you everything to be able to realised good and bad.please lets I preciates this young ladies.
tyra banks is my idol aye she is gorgeous and glamorous and dont you forget it . antm is th e best show on the planet…………
Tyra is hot yes, but she’s got nothing on Beyonce – Beyonce is the queen of the Castle PERIOD. she’s my girl!
Beyonce Rocks! Im a fanatic of hers!
i absolutely adore Tyra Banks but i do think that Beyonce has accomplished more than her and is way hotter. im sorry but when it comes to tha queen of bootylicious diva, Beyonce takes tha cake! I love you Beyonce!
Hi Jalina are you from sarasota it roseann i was just reading this and saw your name