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Working on the DIDDY post and tying him together with BOBBY BROWN made me look at both of these men in a different light. DIDDY is without a doubt the king of all things jig related, but I didn’t give BOBBY BROWN the respect that he deserved. He was the pioneer of Rap & Bullshit, otherwise known as modern day R & B. He rapped, sung his own hooks and got women pregnant like he was trying to start his own baseball team. A decade before hitmakers JAY-Z and BeYONCE would find themselves as a tabloid item BOBBY BROWN was beating WHITNEY HOUSTON with his shoe, and she was loving it.

BOBBY was way ahead of the curve when it came to bad behavior and he has the mugshots to prove it. There is no rapper alive that has been arrested as much as BOBBY BROWN. Take a walk with me as we see the best example of when keeping it real keeps it wrong.

	It’s his perogative, and if he wants to fight with club patrons he can do that too. After ripping off a man’s ear in a Disney World nightclub back in 1995 BOBBY had to watch as MIKE TYSON received all the credit for being the first ghetto celebrity ear mangler in 1996. Bitches!

	Don’t be cruel to BOBBY or he will kick your azz. In 1996, BOBBY pwned a hotel security guard who attempted to halt a wild soiree he was having in his suite. Later that year he totaled WHITNEY’s Porsche while driving with a blood alcohol level 3x above the limit.

	It seems that every little step that BOBBY takes there is someone trying to get him for his bank. In 1998 BOBBY caught a case for sexual battery which he ended up settling out of court thanks to a loan from NIPPY. Not just satisfied with wearing throwback jerseys, BOBBY takes it back to the mid-eighties by testing positive for that DWIGHT GOODEN white pudding when he reports to his probation officer.

	Well, I guess it’s time for BOBBY to get back on his own. Let’s hope he’s learned well enough not to report to any more of his P.O. conferences while he’s intoxicated.

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