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I will bet any of you there is a Black man with this name somewhere in America.

This might be a lazy Sunday for the people at DP dot com, but there are folks out there grinding on this bloggy shit like it’s getting them some of that good white girl P.U. That JESSICA SIMPSON snatch, nah’mean?!? If JESSICA SIMPSON doesn’t do it for you then just insert the foxyest piece of white tail that you know. Yup, that’s the best thing that a Black man can ever hope for. Some sweet milky meat from the master’s house. Now y’all got me off my topic which is to highlight some of the dudes that aren’t taking any days off on their blog grizzly.

JEROME BAKER is a number #1 tastemaker and bird gang fly guy. Better Than Yours isn’t just his brand, it’s his lifestyle.

SPLIFF HUXTABLE is one of the blog world’s best kept secrets. He proves that being a Hip-Hop connoisseur doesn’t mean that you have to be a cornball. His instrumental drops have my iPod on smash.

UNKUT dot com is one of the first real Hip-Hop fansites that didn’t suck and didn’t pander to any of the trends in rap music (except weedcarrying). Years from now I exprect ROBBIE to be a professor emeritus at Brown, Dartmouth or Cornell giving his lectures on long forgotten tracks like the joint from my cousin Slade Savage.

The Assimilated Negro might be the funniest site on the internets if you love snark and triple-entendre. It might also be one of the sites next to Jimi Izrael that I will openly credit for having better writing than mine on the regulack.

AMADEO SOGNI is one of the sites that I share a kindred friendship with (no Siegfried & Roy). He always manages to excavate the best YouTube clips from Adult Swim. Plus he is the only other cat on these internets that knows how to pick up a lady at a free concert and the name of the company that manufactures T.I.E. fighters.

NERDS UNITE!!!

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