BILLY SUNDAY has put me into a ranty mood as of late and I apologize to all of you folks that come here for a little more than just the ghetto news stories. I had to open up on this story about the book that NAS’ baby mama is finally releasing. She details the dick size of JAY-Z and other celebrities in a way that will make the Superhead book seem like a children’s story.
The name of this chick book is so ridiculously long that I already know it is going to read like some garbage. If you don’t have an editor smart enough to help you pare down your book’s title that shit is destined to be on the fold up tables on 125th Street (not that there aren’t good books on the tables). She should have just named the book ‘Ho Story’. See how succinct and to the point my title is. It tells the reader exactly what they are diving into and who’s perspective this story is coming from.
I’m not judging NAS’ baby mama for being a ho. That’s a lifestyle choice that adults are allowed to make. I am criticizing NAS’ baby mama for releasing this book damn near five years after it even matters. She claims that she is the reason for the JAY-Z/NAS fued that inspired classic songs from both of those artists. That is when this book was relevant. Now that JAY and NAS are busy hugging each other it makes the book seem contrived. I am sure that she will still have an audience for her book, but her opportunity to cash in on one of rap music’s classic rivalries has long passed on. I just hope she saved her cum stained baby carseat for posterity.
Is it just me or is it funny that Nas PROBABLY made the song Black Girl Lost while he was with this chick?
Justify my HOE: http://mcarroll4716.blogspot.com/2006/09/justify-my-thug-hoe.html
Nas, Jay-Z, and womenz: http://mcarroll4716.blogspot.com/2006/09/jay-z-and-nas-addressanalyze-black.html
So let me get this straight. You sleep with a man because he’s famous, have his illegitimate child, he dumps you, you sleep with his rival and then when you end up a has been because he finds another girl and marries her….you get a book deal? What the hell?
There are so many TALENTED writers out there with an actual story to tell and this floozy (mom’s favorite word) is being published. Damn.
That’s it I’m writing a book, everyone else is doing it.
Amadeo…unless you are willing to sleep with Lil Kim or Foxy and tell all….it will never see the light of day.
Hehehehehe … Ho Story!! PERFECT! LMAO!
again…it’s called capital-ISM! captialize=make money off of your situation! There are no morals or scrupals in society today! please believe me when I say it bill gates=college dropout=published author,oprah winfrey=college drop out=published author, larry ellison(ceo oracle)=college dropout=published author,michael dell (dell ceo)=college dropout=published author…the game is to be sold not told! maybe homegirl will not become a billionare…i guess she needs to go to college and then drop out,??? anywho…hoes need love, too. I am not mad at her or Superhead! they turned their tragedy into skrilla…why hate? START WRITING!
You know…her book will probably do quite well. Damn shame…hoes ain’t got nothing else to write about except for when they were being a hoe.
Need a man ho book. I’ll go knock up Britney Spears, give an STD to Star Jones, and marry all five of the girls from Danity Kane.
*goes to get pen, pad and glass of water*
It’s going to be a long night……….