I’m advancing the art of Outfit Architecture with the Modern Explorer 2013 I.T.’s I’m accumulating. The ‘Fit begins with the footings foundation. The classic contractor boot from Timberland in a cranberry buttersauce. Knitted watch cap with bear insignia. Pullover sweater featuring union jack patch. Cotton cargo pants. I need two(2) of these. The Timberland contractor […]
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I don’t know why I wait all the way until the end of the year to enjoy cranberry sauce. I love that shit. And I love roasted turkey meats. Thanksgiving needs to be once a month. Hey, if Black Friday can start in September then I should be allowed to have cranberry sauce in September. […]
Yes, I was on The Shoe Game taking a shit on the LeBron XI ‘Gammea Blue’ colorway because the Air Jordan retro XI is also releasing this holiday season in a gamma blue version. But I don’t have access to the Air Jordan retro. So guess what shoe I’m fuxing with for Black Friday?
The premiere sneakerhead convention, SneakerCON, popped off in NYC over the weekend. I was on site (ON SIGHT!!!) to host a new sneakerhead reality show being produced by the convention’s masterminds. I took a few minutes to document some of the goings-ons in and around SneakerCON. The lesson I have come to learn is that […]
I’m excited for the next few Outfit Architecture drops I’ll be posting. The sales on Fall items are going nutts at my favorite spots. I’d been stacking this ‘Fit for a minute, building it brick by brick until I had it correct. I needed the LeBron X Elite ‘Superhero’ to make it all official. The […]