The Monday Morning Quarterback Wk.5

peep the eagle

Philly get’s their wish, well, sort of…

For one brief moment the kid was looking like he was going to run the table on y’all fools, but by 7:30pm it was all set in stone. Them Eagles had a point to prove and my ‘Boys weren’t ready for prime time. The season is still young but right now we might be looking at a birdbrain Super Bowl – Ravens vs. Eagles. Like I said, the season is still young.

Talk about crash landing. The Jets got pwn3d something crazy by Jacksonville. Chicago and new England handled their B.I.’s and the Chiefs were a surprising winner to me, but MATT LEINART did get his rocks off.

Only two of y’all actually ran the table including CANDICE, who incidentally was the only person prior to this week to go seven for seven. In a few more weeks I might run some over under action in order for those of us that arfe lagging behind to have a chance at making this this a contest. As it stands now, the women are the cream of the crop. Here’s a tally for all the players in the DP dot com football pool (parentheses = overall score)…

THE DALLAS = 5 pts (17)
CANDICE = 7 pts (24)
TIFFANY = 6 pts (17)
40 DAWG a/k/a THE LIGHT SKINNED RICHARD ROUNDTREE = 6 pts (17)
LM = 6 pts (21)
AMADEO = 5 pts (19)
SKAGGER VANCE = 5 pts (5) **Skagger Vance = Skeeter Valentine?!?**
JESSE = 5 pts (14)
SHONQUAYSHAH= 6 pts (19)
Mr.KAMOJI = 6 pts (19)
EL A IN THE D = 6pts (11)
PRYNSEX = 6 pts (14)
S DOT = 6 pts (22)
J trademark = 7 pts (7)
SASQUATCHFART = 6 pts (15)
ALEX2.0 = 7 pts (20)
RD = 6 pts (16)

The one thing I am learning from this pool is not to bet against women. CANDICE still rocks pole position for next weeks up coming games.

14 Responses to “The Monday Morning Quarterback Wk.5”

  1. Alex2.0 says:

    i thought picking the chiefs was gonna be my downfall. thanks herm edwards! and this is for you dp: E-A-G-L-E-S…EAGLES!!! Or should I be saying L-I-T-O…LITO!!!

  2. Candice says:

    I HATE the Eagles. But I had them picked in the pool…so I kinda had to root for them. Bastards actually won.

    Thanks to the Giants for coming through for me….I love ya Eli!

  3. S Dot says:

    Anyone who is dumb enough to think that Drew Bledsoe is going to take a team anywhere in this day and age needs to swallow cyanide. Did you see how shook he was by the 3rd quarter?!? My man wanted NO parts of the Eagles D and he started short-arming passes like crazy in anticipation of his getting back blown out.

    Let’s start the Official Dallas Penn Pool on T.O. calling out Drew Bledsoe after a game. Let’s start the over/under at 4 weeks. I’ll take unders.

  4. RD says:

    I propose from, herein, you award bonus points to whomever correctly predicts the winner of the game of the week. For example, last week’s Dallas vs. Philly was the game of the week and subsequently all pool-ers who selected Eagles would have been given bonus points. good idea, eh?

    RD

  5. the_dallas says:

    The Cowboys will bounce back from this loss better than the Eagles would have. It’s still too early in the season to shit on any players yet, but you can best believe I will be calling out Drew Bledsoe if and when I find out he’s wearing Ken O’Brien’s garter belt thong panties under his football pants.

    Bonus points won’t start until the season’s midway point. Let’s see how many of y’all are still playing by then.

  6. LM says:

    DP, you and I both thought our favorite team would beat a division rival on the road when the opponent couldn’t afford to lose.

    I’m intimidated by Candice.

  7. the_dallas says:

    ^LM,
    Candice is in the zone. never once has she gone on some emotional ish. I got something for her azz this week though (no RICK JAMES to that since Candice is married).

  8. J™ says:

    “Bonus points won’t start until the season’s midway point. Let’s see how many of y’all are still playing by then. ”

    Shhheeeeeeeiiiit…anything for some free am90’s.

    7 for 7 looking to continue. Don’t h8 the Chiefs.

  9. SKAGGER VANCE says:

    E-A-G-L-E-S…. EAGLES!!!

  10. Skeeter Valentine says:

    swagger vance is not skeeter valentine. I just aint entered nothin in the pool cuz i really wasn’t payin much attention….

  11. Amadeo says:

    Damn I lost betting on the Cowboys and Redskins…Damn Clinton Portis and Dolemite Jenkins.

  12. SasquatchFart says:

    *lights a newport*

    Y’know I missed the first week… I’m just waiting for some extra credit out this bitch. Sasquatch needs some new kicks…. Smell me!?

    *stomps out a squirrel wearing some Karl Malone L.A. Gear Catapults*

  13. Donovan McNabb will never win a SuperBowl.

    I can’t stand that fool.

    Parcells needs to get T.O. the damn ball.
    It seems like they won’t let him be.

    You pay him to catch balls.
    So start throwing it to him.

    Still a great game.
    Wrong result.

  14. Candice says:

    I apreciate that No Rick James disclaimer…LOL

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