Did You Kiss A Mexican In The Mouth Today?!?

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Every Columbus Day I feel like taking a Mexican girl back to my apartment and getting all conquistador on her little love box.

In honor of the fact that the Mexicans rolled out the red carpets for the Spaniards like it was the Hip Hop Honors Awards I will save the date rape for another day and just tune in to my homey TONY’s KANSAS CITY.

It’s way easier than carrying some girl up four flights of stairs inside a duffle bag.

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5 Responses to “Did You Kiss A Mexican In The Mouth Today?!?”

  1. Tony says:
    October 10, 2006 at 4:26 am

    Ahaha!!! Any day is a good day to hug a Mexican. No homo. It would have been more productive than what I did yesterday – Kicking random Korean kids (Surprise – we have them in KC!) as retrebution for whatever fake ass nuke test and stereotypes about the content of my take out food.

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  2. Alex2.0 says:
    October 10, 2006 at 8:56 am

    i hate columbus day because i did not get the day off. 🙁

    are you gonna write about this recent yankees collapse? oh and this pic made me laugh for some reason. i think its his feet that did it.
    http://pics.livejournal.com/poison_ivy_1/pic/00068sc0/s640x480

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  3. Alex2.0 says:
    October 10, 2006 at 8:57 am

    that link didt work. try this
    http://pics.livejournal.com/poison_ivy_1/pic/00068sc0/
    or this (1st pic)
    http://community.livejournal.com/ohnotheydidnt/9081720.html

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  4. 40 Dawg: The Light-Skinned Richard Roundtree says:
    October 10, 2006 at 10:03 am

    I hear in LA this act could get you offed…

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  5. Gaberockka says:
    October 10, 2006 at 4:05 pm

    That chick is hot

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