So the big story now is how supermarket fish has near toxic levels of mercury inside of it, raising the possibility that McDonald’s may be healthier than salmon or tuna. Or this headline could be a case of the corporate nazis in OakBrook attempting to start a campaign to rid the world of seafood lovers.
My family has always had a weird relationship with seafood in general. My grandpa was an ex-navy man who loved to go fishing, but everytime he returned home the only thing that he caught was a hooker.
At least we have this photo of gramps to confirm the one time he came home with a fish.