Oh, so now you humps are gonna turn your back on me?!? If I was BYRON CRAWFORD you’d still read my shit, but NOOOOOOOO! I can’t say anything mildly inappropriate because you all are too pussy-whipped to handle the truth. Face it, this is Hip-Hop Honors week and if anybody wants to pop their collar by doing something that isn’t Hip-Hop related they will draw the ire of this site.
When the news first broke that someone had crashed a single engine Cessna plane into a high rise building on Manhattan’s upper-east side I thought that maybe this was GOD’s way of killing off a few privileged white folks simultaneously. Manhattan’s upper east-side contains what may be the city’s priciest real estate and we all know that only rich white folks like to fly around in little deathbird airplanes. Later on I found out that the pilot was Yankees journeyman reliever COREY LIDLE. No wonder the entire league is mourning his death, he’s pitched for EVERY team in the league.
COREY LIDLE had the whole baseball off-season to go out and kill himself and a few of his friends. There’s the always popular speeding sportscar accident. The aquamarine version of that is the ill-fated fishing trip. Hell, he could just go hunting with DICK CHENEY. But to kill himself in this manner during Hip-Hop Honors week shows a blatant disregard for the achievements of the Wu Tang Clan. Shame on a nigga named COREY LIDLE!
This reminds me of when THURMAN MUNSON got picked off base by the big guy up in the sky. I knew THURMAN MUNSON, I respected THURMAN MUNSON, and you, COREY LIDLE, are no THUMAN MUNSON.
“But to kill himself in this manner during Hip-Hop Honors week shows a blatant disregard for the achievements of the Wu Tang Clan.”
DP Is The Truth.
Props DP…
Once again the Yankees are stealing the Mets playoff shine…
wow.
What I love is how everyone is a great guy as soon as they die. These same cats probably trashed him as a sub-par pitcher in the past.
Word to Amadeo…
Cory will get more press coverage than the passing of Negro great Buck O’Neil…
“But to kill himself in this manner during Hip-Hop Honors week shows a blatant disregard for the achievements of the Wu Tang Clan.”
LOL
Where’s the love for Hip Hop Honors week
Who you callin’ pussywhipped!? Oh, okay, you ain’t talkin’ to me. hehehe
You KNOW you are wrong for this post though!! I thought I was cold. This right here cinches it! I concede. Lawd hep!
Even a Red Sox fan felt sad when Thurman Munson passed. DP, drop tiastyle’s “Storm” link…
This is hilarious.
I’m pretty sure he was a starter. And you also could have pointed out that he was a scab. Well wrote though.