This week’s DP Dot Com Football Pool is being hosted by LM and the Dip Set. With the release of Jim Jones national mixtape, er, independent album on Tuesday and the heavy turnout on election day this might be the season for the Diplomats.
This week’s pool with be the toughest one yet. It’s chock full of games that can go any which way. That’s why LM and the Dips are giving you four (4) chances to rack up bonus points. Some of y’all are gonna need ’em. Let’s see if someone can finally move CANDICE from her post that she has held down since we started this pool. Here’s the lineup…
CLEVELAND BROWNS @ ATLANTA FALCONS
Last week’s loss for Atlanta brought the Dirty Birds back to Earth. CAM’RON says that he pushed mad weight in Columbus, but he never saw Bow Wow. That’s because Bow Wow lives in Atlanta now. RON MEXICO pwns the carpet.
GREEN BAY PAKERS @ MINNESOTA VIKINGS
Minnesota elected their first Black Muslim Congressman in their history on Tuesday and BRETT FAVRE historically sucks on astroturf.
KANSAS CITY CHIEFS @ MIAMI DOLPHINS
Miami gets back to being who they were before their remarkable win in Chi-Town. Kansas City wears a lot of red. DipSet bitch!
SAN FRANCISCO 49er’s @ DETROIT LIONS
Detroit is one of the gulliest cities in America and that appeals to the Dips, but the 49er’s wear red and gold and that is the key to ‘Ghettosexuality‘.
WASHINGTON REDSKINS @ PHILADELPHIA EAGLES
Here are two teams heading in different directions. With such a tumultuous week in D.C. it must feel good to take a short drive up the turnpike, even if it is to the hellhole that has become Philly. After last year, CAM’RON isn’t fond of D.C. anymore either.
NEW ORLEANS SAINTS @ PITTSBURGH STEELERS
The Dips have been pushing crazy weight in Pittsburgh since the MEL BLOUNT days. The Steelers will win this game without MEL’s help.
CHICAGO BEARS @ NEW YORK GIANTS
Chi-Town’s second loss in as many weeks. Like your boy JIMMY says… BAAAAAAAAWWWWLLLLIN’
BONUS POINTS * BONUS POINTS * PONUS POINTS
Who has the most rushing yards this weekend? TIKI BARBER or TATUM BELL?
TATUM BELL
(Winners get 1 pont each)
Who throws the most touchdownpasses this weekend? CARSON PALMER or CHAD PENNINGTON?
CARON PALMER
(Winners get 1 pont each)
Total combined score for BUFFALO BILLS @ INDIANAPOLIS COLTS.
47 pts.
(poolers closest to actual score all get 1 pt each)
Total combined score for DENVER BRONCOS @ OAKLAND RAIDERS.
17 pts.
(poolers closest to actual score all get 1 pt each)
Vickaroni and cheese
Purple Rain
Nick Saban (former MSU Coach (c/o’93))
finally……DILLA LIVES!!!!!!
Chonkee Soup
This is the Ballad (of Willie Parker)
Jim Jones suits up for Strahan… WIN’ nin!!!!!
Friki Diki will expose the bears….
Carson will……
44 ounces…….
18 ounces—–
Falcons
Vikings
Chiefs
Niners
Skins
Steelers
GIANTS
Barber
Palmer
51
28
Falcons
Packers
Chiefs then onto the Super Bowl
Lions
Eagles
Saints
Giants
———————–
Barber
Palmer
51
26
FALCONS…
PACKERS…
Hermie Luv Bugg and The CHEFS… (great googly-moogly)
LIONS…
IGGLES…
STEELERS… (“I got steel & it ain’t from Pittsburgh” – Cam aka Sir I.B.S.)
Da BEARS… (No pass rush makes Gross Rex’s life easier)
TIKI BARBER (Mama named him after a tropical lamp and brother RONDE after a fused chicken patty)
CHADWICK on the TD side…
BILLS v. COLTS (41)
BRONCOS vs. Art Shiftless and the RAIDERS (36) – you ever think this is Big Art’s payback for them firing him the first time around?
Finally… I wanna give props to Jason Whitlock who completely skewers Michael “Yassaboss” Irvin, and gives a new term for us to use. I’ve always felt this way about him and have been tempted to speak on it myself but Big Sexy laid it down perfectly.
http://sports.aol.com/whitlock/_a/irvin-officially-joins-ranks-of-the/20061102094009990001
The day of the geechie is over!!!!!
PS – Dallas, you responsible for this?????
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Diplomats
40…..Jason Whitlock just said a mouthful. Even if you hate the Giants, Tiki Barber is a class act. He keeps his mouth shut and just plays the game.
The memory of Irvin showing up to court in his electric blue suit with the fur coat looking like a damn PIMP has forever been etched into my retinas.
^^^
Cand-ICE.
I’ve never been a fan of Irvin being on the #1 pre & post game show in the country and I’m waiting for the day that Tom “They Stopped Makin’ N**** Like Me In 1924” Jackson to bust an artery and commence to whoopin’ his monkey ass…
Mike is always laughing and grabbing whomever he talks to on that show and they all have this “Ninja get off me!” look on their face when he does. Irvin showed his “good Knee-Grow-ness” when ESPN gave in fact WANTED the NFL Countdown staff to speak on Rush Limbaugh a few years back. TJ apologized for not catching Rush’s remarks earlier and further expressed his disappointment and feelings towards what happened. Next up Ole Happy Slappy!!! “I’se love playing football. Football whut I do….” That darkie was done for me after that…
FALCONS. No one in the Browns’ backfield could crack Atlanta’s second-string.
VIKINGS. Brad Johnson is older than Brett Favre. (These are just random facts, nothing to do with my picks.)
CHIEFS. The Chiefs’ leading rusher, Larry Johnson, is only 78 RECEIVING yards behind the Dolphins leading receiver, Wes Welker.
NINERS. Does anyone realize that Jon Kitna is on pace to pass for 4,348 yards this year?
EAGLES. I hate picking against the ‘Skins. It makes me feel selfish.
SAINTS. Too many people are saying Reggie Bush is overrated. He’s not.
GIANTS. The Bears have played a very soft schedule.
BONUS POINTS
BELL
PALMER
BILLS-COLTS 44
BRONCOS-RAIDERS 24
Who’s the cutie in the Dips shirt? What do you look like now boo?
Atlanta
Minnesota
Kansas City
Detroit
Philadelphia
Pittsburgh
Chicago
********
Tiki
Palmer
45
27
“I stand by my product”
*crosses fingers and backs out of room*
is that you LM? (inset)
Falcons
Vikings, the packers as well as their fans that show up are gonna get their azzes kicked!
Chiefs
Lions
Eagles
Saints
Bears
Bonus:
Barber
Palmer
41
27
That’s me, ‘Quay, in the founding days of Dipset. Don’t look for that story on Wikipedia.
“Don’t you forget about me…”
Falcons
Vikings
Kansas City
Detroit
Eagles
Steelers
Bears
Tiki Barber
Carson Palmer
40 pts
25 pts
“Call me Richochet Rabbit
Cause I click and spray matics
And my niggaz straight savage (Goonies!)”
ATLANTA FALCONS
MINNESOTA VIKINGS
KANSAS CITY CHIEFS
DETROIT LIONS
PHILADELPHIA EAGLES
PITTSBURGH STEELERS
CHICAGO BEARS
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TIKI BARBER
CHAD PENNINGTON
44
28
ATL
Minny
Kansas
Detroit
Philly
Steelers
Chitown
BONUS POINTS
Tiki
Chad Peezey
45 points total – 32 going to Indy, 13 to Buffalo
25 points total – 17 points going to Denver, 8 to OAK
^Word is bond if Oakland scores exactly 8 pernts I am sending ESBEE an exclusive pair of NIKE Dunks
Falcons (totally overrated)
Vikings (Favre eats it on turf most of the time)
Chiefs
Lions
Eagles (2 weeks of preparation should mean Andy Reid’s smug, stubborn ass devises an actual game plan, not just a list of passing plays and stupid timeouts/penalties)
Saints
After my Bears failed to show up against the much-feared Joey Harrington last week, they’re going to demolish a Giants team missing Toomer, Strahan, Osi Whatshisname, etc. Da Bears 63, Giants 2
*BONUS*
Tatum Bell ( read above)
Carson Palmer
42 total points
31 total points
Falcons
Vikings
Herm’s Team
Lions
Eagles
Pittsboig
The Bears (they have the more Tenacious D this week)
****
Tiki
Carson
41
23
I hope I move up in the ranks…….let the games begin
Falcons
Vikings
Dolphins
Niners
Eagles
Saints
GIANTS
Bonus Points:
Barber
Palmer
51
28
cleveland (just cause no one else picked them)
minnesota (win or lose its time to end the favre era in gb)
kansas city (every time i dont pick the dolphins, they win. hey, i’ll do whatever helps jason t.)
detroit
philly (i cant take anymore disappointment. and did you hear mcnabb started a clothing line. i need him to stay focused!!!) http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20061108/ap_on_sp_fo_ne/fbn_mcnabb_s_fashion_2
pittsburgh- the smile (reggie) vs the hair (troy)…i’ll go w/ mr. polamalu)
chicago
tiki
carson
40
30
Falcons
Vikings
Chiefs
Lions
Eagles
Saints
Giants
Barber
Palmer
51
31
Falcons
Vikings
Dolphins
Lions
Eagles
Saints
Bears
c’mon, can i get half a point for that browns upset in atl?!?! haha!