The Monday Morning Quarterback Wk.13

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It has finally come to pass that CANDICE has relinquished her lead in the DALLAS PENN Dot Com Football Pool. The fact it came on the weekend that her beloved Giants were beaten by the Cowwboys only puts the gravy on my biscuit. It was sweet watching the Ray-Vens lose on Thursday too. Life is good.

I am just going to get right to the heart of the matter and give you everybody’s totals. Since that’s what you want anyhoo.

THE DALLAS = 5 pts (59)
CANDICE = 0 pts (55)
Hong Kong 40 – #1 Super Guy = 6 pts (55)
LM = 5 pts (58)
TIFFANY = 3 pts (42)
AMADEO = 6 pts (61)
JESSE = 1 pt (35)
SHONQUAYSHAH= 5 pts (49)
Mr.KAMOJI = 4 pts (57)
EL A IN THE D = 3 pts (35)
SASQUATCHFART = 7 pts (55)
PRYNSEX = 2 pts (52)
S DOT = 13 pts (58)
ALEX2.0 = 6 pts (57)
ESBEE = 6 pts (27)

I wish ESBEE would read the rules and make his Heavy Roller picks correctly. Dude could have been in the lead by now. As it is he has almost crept up on EL A and JESSE. I got an e-mail message from my homegirl ALEX2.0 where she asked me to give the grand prize to the second place pooler in case I won the whole thing. What I am giving the second place pooler is the title of first place loser. There are no rewards for coming in second and there’s no crying in football pool.

I am sure that I will be sending some things out to all of the poolers as soon as the kid gets his money situation right. EL A deserves a lump of caol in his Christmas stocking for always making me think about his picks. 40 DAWG deserves a shiny brick or something for changing his name every single week. You all deserve something from me for spending your time here at this site when you could easily be at DeadSpin or somewhere else (read: masturbating to internets pr0n).

There’s still a lot of football left to play and bet on so stay tuned for this weeks’ pool.

How ’bout them Cowboys!?!

9 Responses to “The Monday Morning Quarterback Wk.13”

  1. Alex2.0 says:

    once again cleveland came through with the upset. and i stopped watching sunday night’s game once alexander got more yards than ron mexico.

  2. Ruimixx says:

    Man, after watching Tenn shock Pey Pey and the rest of the Colts. I didn’t think Sunday would get much better and then… My Cowboys came correct!!! I love a kicker that says about 40 Hail Marys before he kicks.

  3. LM says:

    S Dot has been doing something right lately. DP, somehow it feels better when they Cowboys are good enough to really hate.

  4. Amadeo says:

    This thursday night game stuff is bullshyt and that’s all I have to say about that. Now the chiefs will have to pay for what happened to B.J. Sams. Hello to everyone from the apogee.

  5. prynsex says:

    2 points……..WTF was I thinkin’!

  6. Gee says:

    I hate the Cowboys’ with every fiber of my being… but congrats on being almost right…

  7. SasquatchFartello says:

    Yo D, good lookin out on the heavy roller picks. I only got one pick right, and it was the Cowboys. How bout them Cowboys? and Texans too…sheeit.

  8. Candice says:

    Please note that I lost my lead under duress. I was unable to get my picks in due to business travel! I’ll be back 🙂

  9. esbee says:

    Dallas, please send me an email with the rules…

    I should work for ESPN man…with my predictions and all..

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